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1999 Stories by Matt Coker

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  • Go with the Flow

    published September 2, 1999

    Art by Bob AulIt's time for Clockwork to wallow in the sewage. Again. Less than a month after we wrote about boogie boarding alongside a crap... More >>

  • You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, We'll Sue

    published August 26, 1999

    Art by Bob AulThe Asian American Register received a letter on Aug. 5 from attorneys representing Freedom Communications that alleged... More >>

  • It Takes a Village Idiot

    published August 19, 1999

    Reader Mark Sheldon submitted this photo of Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Huntington Beach) posing alongside "professional Hillary Rodham... More >>

  • How I Spent My Summer Vacation

    published August 12, 1999

    Art by Bob AulState Senator Bill Morrow probably thought it would be a walk in the park when he stood under a huge shade tree before a group of... More >>

  • Cheap, Tasty, Healthy

    published August 5, 1999

    Playing with fire at Mai Huong More >>

  • Where the Surf Meets the Turd

    published August 5, 1999

    True story: Clockwork ventured into the ocean off PCH and Brookhurst a couple of weekends ago, which was surprising considering Billy Carter... More >>

  • Out of the Mouths of Boobs

    published July 29, 1999

    Photo by Jim WashburnArt Pedroza Jr., a onetime Weekly advertising salesman turned Republican Hispanic outreach worker turned—last... More >>

  • Putting the P-U in Public/Private Partnerships

    published July 22, 1999

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  • Another Fine Mess

    published July 15, 1999

    Photo by Keith MayClockwork asked Irvine Valley College (IVC) philosophy and ethics professor Roy Bauer the other day: Roy Bauer, you just won... More >>

  • The Ol Switcheroo

    published July 15, 1999

    On June 28, the Angels and Dodgers settled into last place in the western divisions of their respective leagues (both were seven games out of... More >>

  • Superpower Like Us

    published July 8, 1999

    Dana Parsons at the Times Orange County had better watch his step. Should we point out the obvious—that Gordon Dillow has a rat... More >>

  • Ain't He a Pisser?

    published July 1, 1999

    Representative Christopher Cox's high-profile congressional committee alleges that 20 years of spying on the U.S. allowed China to modernize... More >>

  • Hemp, Hemp Hooray!

    published June 24, 1999

    When we talked with Sam H. Clauder II a year or so ago, he was no happy campaigner. He now says he had sunk $25,000 of his own money into the... More >>

  • A Real Lou-Lou

    published June 17, 1999

    Assemblywoman Sheila Kuehl failed last week in her effort to ban discrimination against public school students and employees on the basis of... More >>

  • A Conspiracy So Vast

    published June 10, 1999

    Last week, we reported that Julie Mandrake died of pneumonia in Arizona on May 10. The day after that article appeared, we received a fax... More >>

  • Greener Pastures

    published June 3, 1999

    Over the years, OC Weekly and the Darnel Squad—which eschews shaving, cosmetics, antiperspirant, deodorant soaps and daily... More >>

  • Kicked in the Balkans

    published May 27, 1999

    Photo by Jeanne RiceThe first clue that the Kosovo conflict isn't your father's European war came on May 12, when 15 folks from Irvine, Tustin,... More >>

  • Don't Panic, Drink Organic

    published May 20, 1999

    Many who survived last year's Hurricane Mitch believed they were witnesses to the end of the world. In less than a week in October 1998, the... More >>

  • War of the Rose

    published May 13, 1999

    How far Right is Eddie Rose? He once called Gil Ferguson-who, while Newport Beach's assemblyman from 1984 to 1994, advocated sea-lion hunts,... More >>

  • Beach Blanket Stinko

    published May 6, 1999

    Corky's fight to keep our ocean clean More >>

  • How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb

    published May 6, 1999

    From outside, the house on Tustin's East Seventeenth Street resembles all the other single-family residences alongside it-except for that big... More >>

  • Head of State

    published April 29, 1999

    Legend has it that Mexican muralist Diego Rivera infuriated wealthy industrialist John D. Rockefeller earlier this century by working Vladimir... More >>

  • Plagiarized for your Protection

    published April 22, 1999

    It's always tough to get Clockwork's mojo working after a vacation. But we've discovered that by holding our poison pen upside-down, shaking it... More >>

  • The Unabauer Manifesto

    published April 15, 1999

    Roy Bauer is South County colleges' professor of dissent More >>

  • Red Menace

    published April 8, 1999

    On March 24, the Register reported that the Westminster City Council had passed a resolution that "broadly condemns communism." Clockwork knew... More >>

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