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2005 Stories by Gustavo Arellano

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  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published September 1, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, Why do Mexicans put on their Sunday best to shop at Wal-Mart, Kmart, Target,... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published August 25, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, Why do wabs, regardless of age and body size, always have one hand rubbing their bellies... More >>

  • Ricas Tortas Ahogadas

    published August 18, 2005

    Photo by Matt OttoThere's a couple of Orange County loncheras trained in the art of the torta ahogada—the tasty, salsa-soaked... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published August 18, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, I'm a gringo from Texas (orTejas, as known to you) living in Huntington Beach. Are... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published August 11, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, What's up with the bull stickers on the truck doors? Is this a secret business,... More >>

  • Why We Fall

    published August 11, 2005

    Getting healed with Jee-sus and Gospel Duck at the Anaheim Convention Center More >>

  • The Wrath of Chuck

    published August 11, 2005

    Steven Emerson bases his claims that Dr. Muzammil Siddiqi of the Islamic Society of Orange County sympathizes with Islamofascism largely on a... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published August 4, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDearGabachos, The topic this week is the etymology of "wab." On July 22, I offered my theory... More >>

  • !Viva el Trabajador!

    published August 4, 2005

    The day the day laborers ran the Nazis out of Laguna Canyon More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published July 28, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, Why are Mexicans protesting against the LAPD over the shooting of that cokehead... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published July 21, 2005

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  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published July 14, 2005

    SPECIAL FOOD-ISSUE EDITION More >>

  • The Asian Persuasion

    published July 14, 2005

    Great Asian restaurants, and the Asians (and Chuck Devore) who love them More >>

  • !ASK A MEXICAN!

    published July 7, 2005

    Dear Mexican, What is it with Mexicans and firecrackers? Not only are barrios a fine simulation of the sounds of... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published June 30, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, I'm Polish/Italian, but nearly every time I encounter a Mexican, they ask if I'm... More >>

  • !ASK A MEXICAN!

    published June 23, 2005

    Dear Mexican, What's the deal with Mexicans and Dickies? Dickless Dear... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published June 16, 2005

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, As apocho, I can relate to countless cultural things related to my rich... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published June 9, 2005

    Dear Mexican, Whenever I hear people whistling at each other across the street to communicate, it hardly ever seems to... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published June 2, 2005

    Dear Mexican, Can you tell me the meaning of the word "aguacate"? All I know about this delicious fruit is that it... More >>

  • A Brave New (Yummy!) World

    published June 2, 2005

    Chakra Cuisine: Irvines present, Orange Countys future More >>

  • Facts and Feces

    published May 26, 2005

    Rewrite history with the Register! Its fun! More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!

    published May 26, 2005

    Dear Mexican, How does it feel to be known as America's new niggers? Mami, el Negro Está Rabioso... More >>

  • !Ask a Mexican!: The Muy Caliente Summer Edition

    published May 19, 2005

    Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans swim in the ocean with their clothes on? I mean, denim?! Vicente Fox's... More >>

  • !ASK A MEXICAN!

    published May 12, 2005

    Dear Mexican, Why is it that when you enroll your non-English-speaking offspring in our school system and they get tested... More >>

  • Take the Bishop Michael Driscoll Pedo-Quiz!

    published May 12, 2005

    On May 6, Diocese of Boise Bishop Michael Driscoll apologized for his role in Orange County's Roman Catholic Church sex-abuse scandal.... More >>

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