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2014 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • A Nanny Scorned

    published June 19, 2014

    This is how the conversation must have gone inside your head: "Gee, should we keep the new dog that has already sent three family members to... More >>

  • Nacho Grande

    published June 12, 2014

    When I arrived at the restaurant last week, you were clearing tables on the patio and motioned us in. As we seated ourselves, you quickly and... More >>

  • Blind Lady Sings

    published June 5, 2014

    I'm old and disabled, and at times, I find riding the bus a bit daunting. A while back, I was on the No. 24 in Fullerton. The driver, a very... More >>

  • 'Roid Rage

    published May 29, 2014

    You were the young man in the white-paneled workers' truck on Lampson, turning left onto Valley View. I was the older woman in a red... More >>

  • Idiot Wind

    published May 22, 2014

    You were the old man in the Bob Dylan shirt eating with two women and a child at a Fountain Valley restaurant on a recent Saturday afternoon. I... More >>

  • Storage Wars

    published May 15, 2014

    You are the thieving bastards who broke into my storage space in Costa Mesa on May 1. You broke my lock, trashed my unit, stole my... More >>

  • Gas Station Preacher Man

    published May 8, 2014

    You were the friendly guy at the gas station on PCH who was filling up his truck. I watched you talking to a young man who was also filling up... More >>

  • Nailed It!

    published May 1, 2014

    You're the old grouch who I saw at the nail salon on Main Street in Huntington Beach. As a walk-in customer, I asked the employee if anyone was... More >>

  • Oh, Mime

    published April 24, 2014

    The other night, my wife and I had to park a few blocks away from our favorite place, the Olde Ship in Fullerton, and as we were walking toward... More >>

  • Bros Must Go

    published April 17, 2014

    You are the bros who just took over our office building. You suck. You stand outside the building, chain-smoking through every work break,... More >>

  • Trivial Behavior

    published April 10, 2014

    I was guest-hosting as quizmaster at a Long Beach bar and grill for its weekly trivia night. You were on the team that gave an incomplete... More >>

  • Goodbye to All That

    published April 3, 2014

    To the friend we could always rely on for an impeccably timed but awesomely inappropriate joke: Goodbye to all that. You were the embodiment of... More >>

  • Barking Mad

    published March 27, 2014

    You're the neighbor who keeps your poor dog on a small patio all day while you go to work (or wherever else you go for hours at a time). Your... More >>

  • Not So Hot

    published March 20, 2014

    As a tenant renting space in your building, it's frustrating how little attention you pay to me and my neighbors who work hard and pay rent but... More >>

  • Get a Leash

    published March 6, 2014

    To the lady whose dogs were in the middle of a dark Orange Park Acres road: If I didn't hear the squealing of the brakes of the SUV in front of... More >>

  • Gimme Some Heat

    published February 27, 2014

    You are the lady who answers the phone at an Orange County plumbing and heating company. In November, you told us a part for our heater that... More >>

  • Small Man, Big Vape

    published February 20, 2014

    You were the meathead with the big metal dick hanging out of your mouth, blowing a cloud of vapor as big as your lungs could muster. I was... More >>

  • Tattoo You

    published February 13, 2014

    You are the old man who walks around Huntington Beach, believing you are invisible. You babysit your girlfriend at the restaurant where she... More >>

  • Falling Down

    published February 6, 2014

    You're the guy who told me to "calm down; you're freakin' everyone out" after I explained to your friend he needs to go get checked by a... More >>

  • Bad Apple

    published January 30, 2014

    Okay, smart guy in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. Here we are, Nos. 1 and 2, ready to pay the cashier and get the hell outta... More >>

  • Hell Hath No Fury . . .

    published January 23, 2014

    When we met, we had no chance, but destiny had a different course in mind. You quickly became my best friend, my other half, the love of my... More >>

  • Scorched-Earth Policy

    published January 16, 2014

    You are the clueless moron who allowed your back yard to turn into a white fly breeding zone. Apparently, you find the nasty spiderweb-looking... More >>

  • Bad Boss

    published January 9, 2014

    This goes out to you, my asshole boss: It's bad enough I work at a sexist, cheap, dressing-like-Tiger Woods... More >>

  • Identity Thief

    published January 2, 2014

    You're the thief who stole my briefcase from the FedEx office on Dec. 14, and you are sooo busted! The security video has you stealing... More >>

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