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2015 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • Hey, You! Crashbait

    published February 26, 2015

    You are the idiot who was driving the Sonata in Irvine the other day. Yes, the right-turn lane on Von Karman between Alton and Barranca is... More >>

  • Hey, You! Medi-Can't

    published February 19, 2015

    You are Medi-Cal, and you suck. You sent threatening letters to my disabled relative saying she was "ineligible" and being canceled because she... More >>

  • Hey, You! Sit and Spin

    published February 12, 2015

    You are the Eastern Bloc transplant who worked on our washer that kept coming unbalanced. We are the couple who endured your countless service... More >>

  • Hey, You! Miss Spider's Death Wish

    published February 5, 2015

    I was so humane, pulling onto a quiet side street so you wouldn't get blown off my windshield and squished. I carefully transported your big... More >>

  • Hey, You! Dingbat

    published January 29, 2015

    You are the kids' dentist who has an office across the street from the Westminster Mall. You (and sometimes your husband) drive a big, black,... More >>

  • Hey, You! I'll Drink to That

    published January 22, 2015

    We were the newlyweds looking to toast our marriage; y'all were the staff at Las Brisas. When we told one of you about our nuptials, you... More >>

  • Hey, You! Shopping While Brown

    published January 15, 2015

    You were the employees working a Friday night shift at a local record store. I was the twentysomething Mexican browsing through the CDs. I... More >>

  • Hey, You! Dewey Does It

    published January 8, 2015

    To the lady who rolled down her window to yell, "GET A LIFE" while groups of us stood in small circles discussing structural racism outside the... More >>

  • Hey, You! Bad Dad, Bad

    published January 1, 2015

    You were the disgusting man at the Laundromat in Long Beach last Monday who let your preschool-age boy run and jump all over the washing... More >>

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