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2015 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • Here to Stay

    published May 21, 2015

    I was standing at the counter in a Huntington Beach liquor store when you and your teenage son came in. You proceeded to walk up to my right... More >>

  • Soul Surfer

    published May 14, 2015

    You were the young Asian surfer with red streaks in your hair at the Huntington Beach pier on Sunday morning. You caught your waves with style... More >>

  • Yahoos for Wahoo's

    published May 7, 2015

    Yeah, we were in Ensenada, but you were wearing an Angels T-shirt, so fuck it. You and your bro pals were at Ensenada's... More >>

  • Brown On Green

    published April 30, 2015

    Way to go, Fullerton. I'm out walking my dog, and there is a torrent of water rushing down the gutter for as far as the eye can... More >>

  • Food for Thought (And Worms?)

    published April 23, 2015

    That's right! It's me, still holding a sign as I continue my vigil for my grandson at the entrance of your mega-cult in South OC. My grandson,... More >>

  • Orange Crushed

    published April 16, 2015

    Hey, everyone driving into the Orange Crush: You shouldn't be using your cellphones when you're driving anyway, but you definitely shouldn't be... More >>

  • Dress First, Then Drop Off

    published April 9, 2015

    You are the mom who almost every morning parks directly in front of the school while you finish getting your brood ready for their day. We all... More >>

  • Glass Attack

    published April 2, 2015

    You're a thirtysomething punk asshole who hasn't done anything in your life. I just broke up a bar fight that was happening next to my friends.... More >>

  • Magic Hat

    published March 26, 2015

    You were the guy wearing cargo shorts, a fedora, a black T-­shirt with some kind of sarcastic saying on it and obnoxious spike bracelets... More >>

  • Tight Clothes, Loose Helmet

    published March 12, 2015

    You were the pudgy guy in full cycling regalia making your way north on Harvard in Irvine—on the wrong side of the street. I was the guy... More >>

  • Coupon Con

    published March 5, 2015

    We all cringe when you walk in that door, holding your stack of coupons, salivating at the mouth. You're nothing more than a worthless coupon... More >>

  • Hey, You! Crashbait

    published February 26, 2015

    You are the idiot who was driving the Sonata in Irvine the other day. Yes, the right-turn lane on Von Karman between Alton and Barranca is... More >>

  • Hey, You! Medi-Can't

    published February 19, 2015

    You are Medi-Cal, and you suck. You sent threatening letters to my disabled relative saying she was "ineligible" and being canceled because she... More >>

  • Hey, You! Sit and Spin

    published February 12, 2015

    You are the Eastern Bloc transplant who worked on our washer that kept coming unbalanced. We are the couple who endured your countless service... More >>

  • Hey, You! Miss Spider's Death Wish

    published February 5, 2015

    I was so humane, pulling onto a quiet side street so you wouldn't get blown off my windshield and squished. I carefully transported your big... More >>

  • Hey, You! Dingbat

    published January 29, 2015

    You are the kids' dentist who has an office across the street from the Westminster Mall. You (and sometimes your husband) drive a big, black,... More >>

  • Hey, You! I'll Drink to That

    published January 22, 2015

    We were the newlyweds looking to toast our marriage; y'all were the staff at Las Brisas. When we told one of you about our nuptials, you... More >>

  • Hey, You! Shopping While Brown

    published January 15, 2015

    You were the employees working a Friday night shift at a local record store. I was the twentysomething Mexican browsing through the CDs. I... More >>

  • Hey, You! Dewey Does It

    published January 8, 2015

    To the lady who rolled down her window to yell, "GET A LIFE" while groups of us stood in small circles discussing structural racism outside the... More >>

  • Hey, You! Bad Dad, Bad

    published January 1, 2015

    You were the disgusting man at the Laundromat in Long Beach last Monday who let your preschool-age boy run and jump all over the washing... More >>

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