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2012 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• Yard Steal

  published June 28, 2012

  Maybe you were the "teens" who emailed in response to our Craigslist ad about a 10-family yard sale, asking for permission to take the... More >>

• Rollin' Dirty

  published June 21, 2012

  You were the driver of the white Honda going downhill along Ridgeline Road toward El Toro Road in Portola Hills a few weeks ago. At the same... More >>

• Brother, I Can Spare a Lift

  published June 14, 2012

  You were the man driving the new Mercedes off the toll road, exiting onto Santiago Canyon Road. I was the grubby-looking man carrying a gas can... More >>

• Stupid, Crazy Driver

  published June 7, 2012

  You were the brainless jerk driving a gray sports car on Ortega Highway early the other morning. You kept flashing your high beams at me to get... More >>

• Mass Cycosis

  published May 31, 2012

  You were the pack of about 20 or so cyclists riding north on Red Hill Avenue in Costa Mesa. I was attempting to exit a gas station at a busy... More >>

• Flying Biker

  published May 24, 2012

  This is to the nice person who hit me on my bike at 11 p.m. on April 25 at the intersection of Mayfair and Maplewood in Orange. It was raining,... More >>

• Pennysaver

  published May 17, 2012

  To the 10- or maybe 11-year-old girl who, without thinking twice, jumped up to help me pick up the 50-cent roll of pennies I dropped at the... More >>

• Pit Protector

  published May 10, 2012

  You were the long-haired stocky guy at the front of the stage at the Tech N9ne show at the Observatory last week. I brought my little brother,... More >>

• Eggsasperation

  published May 3, 2012

  I would like to offer my sincerest apologies for not being able to console you during your recent negative dining experience. My understanding... More >>

• Now You're Famous

  published April 26, 2012

  I was pulled over for a DUI on Sunday. I wasn't given my Miranda rights.  I am not sure how they confirmed I was under the influence; the... More >>

• Mop Jock

  published April 19, 2012

  You're the muscled meathead who went on a vicious verbal rampage at the hapless employee at our Costa Mesa gym because he accidentally swiped... More >>

• Feline Angry Today?

  published April 12, 2012

  You were the sour old man with gray hair along the side of the 15 freeway. We were driving back to Orange County from Las Vegas and saw you... More >>

• [Hey, You!] Love 2 the 909s

  published April 5, 2012

  On a recent trip to Indio, I was struggling to carry several bulky items through a crowded store to the front registers. Not one, not two, but... More >>

• K-9 Killer

  published March 29, 2012

  It's Monday afternoon, and you just ran over my neighbor's dog on Rancho Santiago and killed it. I saw the whole thing. You slowed down, but... More >>

• Let's Get Physical

  published March 22, 2012

  You were the sweet woman in a silver Toyota Camry that I rear-ended on PCH in Laguna Beach on a Friday at rush hour. Totally my bad. I think... More >>

• [Hey, You!] Once Upon a Time

  published March 15, 2012

  Once upon a time, a young, struggling couple lived in a dilapidated Costa Mesa triplex, which the landlord had let fall into disrepair. On the... More >>

• Bike Nazi

  published March 8, 2012

  You're the lady in the fancy cycling gear who rode past me and my kids on the bike trail and yelled right in my face, "Where's your helmet?!"... More >>

• Ruffed Up

  published March 1, 2012

  To the chick playing basketball at the Garden Grove Recreation Center park in February: You look like you've got game, but what you don't have... More >>

• [Hey, You!] Nice Going, Gandalf

  published February 23, 2012

  High-school-sports fans can be rude, but you, old man, take the cake. When another team comes into our house and beats us badly, we should be... More >>

• Easy Rider

  published February 16, 2012

  You're the guy who stole my Charger in front of Norms in Anaheim back in October. Thanks for taking off with it as I was walking out of the... More >>

• Hang Up Now, Please

  published February 9, 2012

  To the “Socially Elite” of Orange County: I know I’m working at a cool local spot, and you’re all far too hip for basic... More >>

• The Bicycle Thief

  published February 2, 2012

  Long Beach is one of the most bicycle-friendly cities in the U.S.—with a high rate of bicycle theft. In the past three months, my son has... More >>

• Paying It Backward

  published January 26, 2012

  You were the person in the car ahead of me at Chick-fil-A around 6:45 p.m. on Jan. 10. Your car was white, probably a Toyota, possibly a... More >>

• Tails of the Hood

  published January 19, 2012

  I've been driving for two decades now, and I've seen a lot of post-accident road rage, but you, Mr. Silver Lexus Hybrid Driver, gave me a new... More >>

• Diss-Abled

  published January 12, 2012

  Thank you, chivalrous guy on that slow stretch of Newport Boulevard heading into Costa Mesa, for sprinting out of your SUV with handicapped... More >>