Email Author ANONYMOUS

2012 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• Dirty Boots

  published December 27, 2012

  You are the owner of the wonderfully "sunny" cleaners behind an ampm in Anaheim. I must really thank you for the wonderful destruction job you... More >>

• Klown Shoe Karma

  published December 20, 2012

  You are the clown who thought it would be cool to smash in my driver's-side mirror with your fist on a crisp November evening. Thanks for that,... More >>

• Subpar Parking

  published December 13, 2012

  As the new manager of our apartment community, you should probably reconsider ticketing or towing our vehicles for parking violations when you... More >>

• Costume Heroine

  published December 6, 2012

  You were the nice lady my girlfriend and I met at the Hot Topic store at MainPlace mall. We were last-minute costume shopping on Oct. 30,... More >>

• Laptop Larceny

  published November 29, 2012

  This letter is directed to the person who decided to steal my laptop last week. Did you know I live on the streets? You must because I live in... More >>

• Litterbuggers

  published November 21, 2012

  It really pisses me off to see people littering. Yesterday, as I was pulling out of the car wash off Beach and Warner in Huntington Beach, I... More >>

• Love Is a Balloon

  published November 15, 2012

  Hey, you two guys making balloons in front of Disneyland. Thanks a lot for putting tons of smiles on all the kids' faces by handing out free... More >>

• Burning Bush

  published November 8, 2012

  During my afternoon commute the other day, the normally free-flowing traffic on Santiago Canyon Road came to a stop. As I slowly rounded a... More >>

• Steal This Sign

  published November 1, 2012

  To the person who has been stealing the political signs in Costa Mesa and was allegedly caught on tape: THANK YOU. No, really, thank you for... More >>

• Not Your Bro

  published October 25, 2012

  To the two white gentlemen who were walking behind me down First Street in Santa Ana last Tuesday: I'm not gonna sit here and talk about your... More >>

• Beach Bummer

  published October 18, 2012

  You're the woman who approached me and my two children at Fashion Island to announce, "We're saving the beaches this afternoon." When I... More >>

• It Takes a Village to Buy a Corolla

  published October 4, 2012

  You are the family that constantly amazes us with its generosity and support. When it came time to get our daughter some reliable... More >>

• I Didn't Scratch Your Ride

  published September 27, 2012

  You left a crudely handwritten note on the windshield of my car, which was parked outside my orthopedic surgeon's office in Fountain Valley on... More >>

• Not In My Front Yard

  published September 20, 2012

  To all you elitist, self-righteous xenophobes in Old Towne Orange who roped off "their" parking spaces in front of their homes using trash... More >>

• You're a Tool

  published September 13, 2012

  I wanted to tell your manager about the fuck nugget hiding in the tool aisle, but I decided to spare your reputation. Your co-worker, who was... More >>

• Dial M for Moron

  published September 6, 2012

  You are the stupendously stupid person who wrote to the Weekly to complain about your neighbor, who is obviously engaging in both... More >>

• Go Text Yourself

  published August 30, 2012

  You were the idiot who caused the crash on the 55 freeway and Chapman Avenue that wrecked my car. Traffic was slow as usual, so you made the... More >>

• Karma Kats

  published August 23, 2012

  To whomever set out poisoned food for the many feral cats around here: Words are not enough. As irritating as all those strays are, were, there... More >>

• Transgender Defender

  published August 16, 2012

  You were the cyclist who said he would beat me for being, as you phrased it, a "dude" and wearing women's clothing. Despite what others may... More >>

• You Got Balls

  published August 9, 2012

  You were the old man at the dog park who was stealing tennis balls I had brought for all the dogs to play with. You thought it was... More >>

• Operation Baby Find

  published August 2, 2012

  You are the man who went looking for my lost son at Knott's Berry Farm after my wife showed you a picture of him. You found him and were... More >>

• Mommie Dearest

  published July 26, 2012

  To my neighbor who screams at her 18-month-old baby: You are a bitch. I hear you yelling at him every day. I thought I'd peek to see why you... More >>

• Hell al Dente

  published July 19, 2012

  To the passionate evangelist who was passing out pamphlets with "God's word" at First Saturday in Santa Ana, you might try lightening up a... More >>

• Bird-Flipping Beemer

  published July 12, 2012

  You were the woman in the BMW turning right from Weir Canyon Road onto Santa Ana Canyon Road, heading west, in Anaheim Hills on July 3 at about... More >>

• Life's a One-Way Street

  published July 5, 2012

  You were the young woman annoyed that the fire department truck and ambulance were blocking the access on Lower Cliff Drive in Laguna Beach. I... More >>