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2001 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• That Guy

  published June 14, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulStumbling out the door to check the surf Sunday morning, my mind still a soup of the previous night's... More >>

• Little Big Man

  published June 7, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulThis whole hysterical, SUV, cell phone, get-out-of-my-way-can't-you-tell-I'm-a-rock-star nonsense has gotten so far out... More >>

• Red, Hairy Flags

  published May 31, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Nicole: Go With Jake!

  published May 24, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Nicole: Go with Jake!

  published May 24, 2001

  It used to be you simply asked a girl to the prom and waited for the ecstasy of yes or the humiliation of no. But inflation has jacked up the... More >>

• Rap Sap

  published May 10, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent... More >>

• Under Where?

  published May 3, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Blockbuster Weekend

  published April 26, 2001

  Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to "Hey, You!" c/o... More >>

• The Robe

  published April 26, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Not So Fine

  published April 12, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Busted

  published April 5, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Hey, Fathead!

  published March 29, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent... More >>

• Bar Fry

  published March 22, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent... More >>

• Im a Dick

  published March 15, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Bad Dog!

  published March 15, 2001

  Illustration by Bob Aul Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Stout and Bitters

  published March 1, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Breakup Sex

  published February 15, 2001

  Do You Hear What I'm Telling You? Breakup sex, bonus sex, sex with the ex—whatever you call it, it's part of any healthy... More >>

• Old Friends

  published February 15, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Anonymous

  published January 18, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Hey, Batterer!

  published January 11, 2001

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>