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2000 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • The King of Players

    published April 20, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulHey! You! Ignoramus! You've had so many signs that your WAY younger boyfriend of the past five years has been cheating... More >>

  • P.O. Terrorist

    published March 30, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • Say It Proud!

    published March 23, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul"I love you." There. I've written it. Now will you please stop asking me to say it? What is it with you and the spoken... More >>

  • 'I Am a Harvard Man'

    published March 9, 2000

    'And I am running around in a state of euphoria' More >>

  • Not Alan Keyes

    published March 9, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • The Itchy & Scratchy Show

    published March 2, 2000

    illustration by Bob AulI used to say that feminism was dead, that it was fine for my mother but we were all equal now. Then I met you. You... More >>

  • Supercollider

    published February 24, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulYou were the highflying cyclist riding the wrong way—at night, in dark clothes, down a busy boulevard. I was the... More >>

  • Midnight Doughnut Run

    published February 17, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulThe best doughnut shop opens at midnight and has just four tables—three of which are always taken by the locals;... More >>

  • Mayor McSleaze

    published February 10, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulI'm a college student supporting myself by doing some modeling work here and there. You're a trade-show promoter. I had... More >>

  • Man-Eating Tuna

    published January 20, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulWe took a bike ride last weekend. Around lunch, we stopped at your restaurant, where economic times are apparently so... More >>

  • Juggling Christians

    published January 13, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulIn banning the Gay/Straight Alliance Club at El Modena High School, the Orange Unified School District board unwittingly... More >>

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