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2000 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• The King of Players

  published April 20, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulHey! You! Ignoramus! You've had so many signs that your WAY younger boyfriend of the past five years has been cheating... More >>

• P.O. Terrorist

  published March 30, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• Say It Proud!

  published March 23, 2000

  Illustration by Bob Aul"I love you." There. I've written it. Now will you please stop asking me to say it? What is it with you and the spoken... More >>

• 'I Am a Harvard Man'

  published March 9, 2000

  'And I am running around in a state of euphoria' More >>

• Not Alan Keyes

  published March 9, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

• The Itchy & Scratchy Show

  published March 2, 2000

  illustration by Bob AulI used to say that feminism was dead, that it was fine for my mother but we were all equal now. Then I met you. You... More >>

• Supercollider

  published February 24, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulYou were the highflying cyclist riding the wrong way—at night, in dark clothes, down a busy boulevard. I was the... More >>

• Midnight Doughnut Run

  published February 17, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulThe best doughnut shop opens at midnight and has just four tables—three of which are always taken by the locals;... More >>

• Mayor McSleaze

  published February 10, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulI'm a college student supporting myself by doing some modeling work here and there. You're a trade-show promoter. I had... More >>

• Man-Eating Tuna

  published January 20, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulWe took a bike ride last weekend. Around lunch, we stopped at your restaurant, where economic times are apparently so... More >>

• Juggling Christians

  published January 13, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulIn banning the Gay/Straight Alliance Club at El Modena High School, the Orange Unified School District board unwittingly... More >>