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2000 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• World Traveler

  published December 28, 2000

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• Sort Of

  published December 21, 2000

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• DJ Mule Boy

  published December 14, 2000

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• Howdy, Neighbor

  published November 30, 2000

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• A Waisted Life

  published November 23, 2000

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• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

  published November 16, 2000

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• The Empty Suit

  published November 9, 2000

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• Jackass-O-Lantern

  published November 2, 2000

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• New Drink:

  published October 19, 2000

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• Jesus Would Vote Green!

  published October 12, 2000

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• Rollergirl!

  published October 5, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulIt's 8 p.m. I've just gotten ready for work and I'm going to my car—but it's gone. You, whoever you are, took it.... More >>

• A Citizen's Cane

  published September 28, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulI just got back from a screening of Almost Famous, but instead of tripping wistfully down memory lane after a cool... More >>

• Ass-Whuppin Time in Laguna

  published September 21, 2000

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• Fear and Clothing

  published August 17, 2000

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• Mr. Rodmans Neighborhood

  published August 3, 2000

  My family and I have vacationed for three years in Dennis Rodman's neighborhood. This year, on July 10, we were relaxing on our vacation rental... More >>

• Dog Tricks

  published July 27, 2000

  Illustration by Bob Aul I was walking my dog on a leash the other night when your Hound of the Baskervilles emerged from the darkness to latch... More >>

• Order Up!

  published July 20, 2000

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• Whoops!

  published July 13, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulOn behalf of all Latinos, I apologize to all Anglos: sorry for discovering this county first and naming many of your... More >>

• Mismanager

  published July 6, 2000

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• Too Much Business

  published June 22, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulYou don't know me, but I live in the apartment building next door to yours. We all like to think that what goes on in... More >>

• Thank You, Teacher

  published June 8, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulYou relentlessly pursued me until I succumbed to your advances. My weakness cost me my wife, my children, 70 percent of... More >>

• Animal Avenger

  published June 1, 2000

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• Too Much Company

  published May 11, 2000

  Ilustration by Bob AulHey, Dickhead: nice meeting you at the company party last week. Nice to have you introduce me and my girlfriend to your... More >>

• Goodbye

  published May 4, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulAt the airport, you confessed only to being hungry. I gave you money for parking. Your last words were "Stay out of... More >>

• Dognapper

  published April 27, 2000

  Illustration by Bob AulWhen I pulled into the parking lot at the grocery store, I found a spot next to your luxury car and let my friend go... More >>