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2000 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • World Traveler

    published December 28, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • Sort Of

    published December 21, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • DJ Mule Boy

    published December 14, 2000

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  • Howdy, Neighbor

    published November 30, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • A Waisted Life

    published November 23, 2000

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  • Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

    published November 16, 2000

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  • The Empty Suit

    published November 9, 2000

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  • Jackass-O-Lantern

    published November 2, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations —changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • New Drink:

    published October 19, 2000

    Instant Jerk! More >>

  • Jesus Would Vote Green!

    published October 12, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent... More >>

  • Rollergirl!

    published October 5, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulIt's 8 p.m. I've just gotten ready for work and I'm going to my car—but it's gone. You, whoever you are, took it.... More >>

  • A Citizen's Cane

    published September 28, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulI just got back from a screening of Almost Famous, but instead of tripping wistfully down memory lane after a cool... More >>

  • Ass-Whuppin Time in Laguna

    published September 21, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • Fear and Clothing

    published August 17, 2000

    Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to "Hey, You!"... More >>

  • Mr. Rodmans Neighborhood

    published August 3, 2000

    My family and I have vacationed for three years in Dennis Rodman's neighborhood. This year, on July 10, we were relaxing on our vacation rental... More >>

  • Dog Tricks

    published July 27, 2000

    Illustration by Bob Aul I was walking my dog on a leash the other night when your Hound of the Baskervilles emerged from the darkness to latch... More >>

  • Order Up!

    published July 20, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent... More >>

  • Whoops!

    published July 13, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulOn behalf of all Latinos, I apologize to all Anglos: sorry for discovering this county first and naming many of your... More >>

  • Mismanager

    published July 6, 2000

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  • Too Much Business

    published June 22, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulYou don't know me, but I live in the apartment building next door to yours. We all like to think that what goes on in... More >>

  • Thank You, Teacher

    published June 8, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulYou relentlessly pursued me until I succumbed to your advances. My weakness cost me my wife, my children, 70 percent of... More >>

  • Animal Avenger

    published June 1, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulSend anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and... More >>

  • Too Much Company

    published May 11, 2000

    Ilustration by Bob AulHey, Dickhead: nice meeting you at the company party last week. Nice to have you introduce me and my girlfriend to your... More >>

  • Goodbye

    published May 4, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulAt the airport, you confessed only to being hungry. I gave you money for parking. Your last words were "Stay out of... More >>

  • Dognapper

    published April 27, 2000

    Illustration by Bob AulWhen I pulled into the parking lot at the grocery store, I found a spot next to your luxury car and let my friend go... More >>

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