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2014 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • Hey, You! Mind the Chair, Please

    published October 30, 2014

    You are the wasted middle-aged blonde dripping all over your f'd-up male companion with a broken arm at Swallow's Inn on the afternoon of Sept.... More >>

  • Hey, You! Hide Your Droner

    published October 23, 2014

    You're the pilot of the droning white plane that practices stunt flying over Caspers Wilderness Park in the afternoon while I am trying to... More >>

  • Hey, You! Polyamorous Pussy

    published October 16, 2014

    You are the whiny white guy in your early thirties I met last year on a free online dating site who tried to suck me into a polyamorous... More >>

  • Hey, You! I Called You for Legal Advice . . . How Dare You Question Me?

    published October 2, 2014

    You are the condescending, bitchy female lawyer who answered the phone after I was referred to your Orange County firm by another for a... More >>

  • Breaking Glass

    published September 25, 2014

    While I was watching my daughter's swim lesson, your little boy knocked over my water cup with his toy truck. The cup fell to the ground and... More >>


    Beat It

    published September 18, 2014

    You are the sick person who puts your used condoms in other peoples' mailboxes! Is that how you get off, you beat-off artist at large? You... More >>

  • Inconvenient MC

    published September 11, 2014

    You were the rapper who got mad when I didn't want to buy your CD for $5 outside a 7-Eleven in Fullerton. I left the store toting a bag of... More >>

  • You're Not Jehovah

    published September 4, 2014

    You're the guy dressed as a security guard who knocked on our door in Fullerton the other evening. White, 40s, receding light hair. White... More >>

  • Another Methy Situation

    published August 28, 2014

    You are a meth and heroin addict who dated my husband long ago. You milked him for a ton of money, a car and a ton of his stuff. And now, more... More >>

  • Señor Rita

    published August 21, 2014

    You are the fellow who rode a bike with a girly basket to the back of the Target center, crouched behind the shrubs, then shouted at the top of... More >>

  • You're a Complete Meth

    published August 14, 2014

    You are a meth addict who steals and lies. Okay, so your dad replaced my hair stuff, makeup and clothes you stole. But he can NEVER make up for... More >>

  • So Long, Pedo Bear

    published August 7, 2014

    I know you must remember me. I definitely remember you. I was sipping cocktails on the back patio of Steamers when you walked by. We couldn't... More >>

  • At Least You Weren't Driving

    published July 31, 2014

    I was at the Fullerton Transportation Center talking to my homeless friend around midnight on June 3. We had just attended the Fullerton City... More >>

  • Jabba the Boss

    published July 24, 2014

    For a so-called "boss," you're a dick. By your trying to trip me or punch me, even throwing stuff at me, while I'm in your employ, you're... More >>

  • When Nature Comes A-Knocking

    published July 17, 2014

    You're the hostess at the "upscale" pizza lounge in downtown Huntington Beach who refused my granddaughter access to the restroom since they're... More >>

  • Baker, Baker, Bake Me a Cake

    published July 10, 2014

    You're the baker who didn't want to make the penis cakes for my fiancee's bachelorette party, citing your Christian beliefs. You know the... More >>

  • Coyote Beautiful

    published July 3, 2014

    You're the coyote who is being hunted by all the pet owners in my neighborhood. I first heard of you from several fellow dog-walkers who,... More >>

  • Food's On Me

    published June 26, 2014

    I was in line at Bruce's Produce the other day, and you were the random guy who volunteered to pay for my $13.50 worth of food after the... More >>

  • A Nanny Scorned

    published June 19, 2014

    This is how the conversation must have gone inside your head: "Gee, should we keep the new dog that has already sent three family members to... More >>

  • Nacho Grande

    published June 12, 2014

    When I arrived at the restaurant last week, you were clearing tables on the patio and motioned us in. As we seated ourselves, you quickly and... More >>

  • Blind Lady Sings

    published June 5, 2014

    I'm old and disabled, and at times, I find riding the bus a bit daunting. A while back, I was on the No. 24 in Fullerton. The driver, a very... More >>

  • 'Roid Rage

    published May 29, 2014

    You were the young man in the white-paneled workers' truck on Lampson, turning left onto Valley View. I was the older woman in a red... More >>

  • Idiot Wind

    published May 22, 2014

    You were the old man in the Bob Dylan shirt eating with two women and a child at a Fountain Valley restaurant on a recent Saturday afternoon. I... More >>

  • Storage Wars

    published May 15, 2014

    You are the thieving bastards who broke into my storage space in Costa Mesa on May 1. You broke my lock, trashed my unit, stole my... More >>

  • Gas Station Preacher Man

    published May 8, 2014

    You were the friendly guy at the gas station on PCH who was filling up his truck. I watched you talking to a young man who was also filling up... More >>

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