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2015 Stories by ANONYMOUS

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  • Good Neighbor

    published August 20, 2015

    After the latest crash in front of my place, it became clear it was more serious than usual: The elderly guy whose SUV hit the car that pulled... More >>

  • Standing Room Only

    published August 13, 2015

    You were the two gringas who relish being bullies and ladrones to boot. Saturday night in Laguna Beach, at a popular... More >>

  • Old Sign of the Cross

    published August 6, 2015

    Had I been alone, I likely would have walked over to have a little chat about what that flag really represents—and no, it's not heritage.... More >>

  • Stuck In the Middle With You

    published July 30, 2015

    You are the woman who was at the ARCO gas station on Katella Avenue in Stanton at about 6 p.m. a few weeks ago. There were three pumps with the... More >>

  • Sprouts

    published July 23, 2015

    You are the shit-hill hippie dude wearing the Sprouts employee shirt who was coming out of the Surf City Collective Building around 3:30 p.m.... More >>

  • Brit Twit

    published July 16, 2015

    You are the self-centered, cowardly British douche I met through an online dating site. Our conversations had been decent, and I thought we had... More >>

  • Nudge-nik

    published July 9, 2015

    You're the jerk who came into my work for dinner with your e-cig posse, racked your bill up to $70, and then, AFTER you closed out with me,... More >>

  • Spitting Mad

    published July 2, 2015

    If you are the person who was walking down Del Obispo Street in San Juan Capistrano with a headset on and carrying a laptop and crossing in a... More >>

  • Nice to Bump Me

    published June 25, 2015

    You are the person who backed her parked car out of its space and right into my rear bumper. I was in the building at the time and didn't see... More >>

  • Birth Brains

    published June 18, 2015

    You are the group of arrogant, gray-haired, old, white coots congregated at the Dana Point library waiting for it to open. No doubt you do this... More >>

  • Charity Case

    published June 11, 2015

    You are the crappy, second-rate company I worked for who laid me off. You told me that the layoff had nothing to do with my performance, but... More >>

  • You're Bury Greedy

    published June 4, 2015

    You are the soulless, large, greedy Orange County cemetery where we had to bury our relative to respect her last wishes. From the bitchy phone... More >>

  • Trash Talking

    published May 28, 2015

    For years, I have lived in my Lake Forest neighborhood and enjoyed the streets around my house being clean and devoid of trash from our... More >>

  • Here to Stay

    published May 21, 2015

    I was standing at the counter in a Huntington Beach liquor store when you and your teenage son came in. You proceeded to walk up to my right... More >>

  • Soul Surfer

    published May 14, 2015

    You were the young Asian surfer with red streaks in your hair at the Huntington Beach pier on Sunday morning. You caught your waves with style... More >>

  • Yahoos for Wahoo's

    published May 7, 2015

    Yeah, we were in Ensenada, but you were wearing an Angels T-shirt, so fuck it. You and your bro pals were at Ensenada's... More >>

  • Brown On Green

    published April 30, 2015

    Way to go, Fullerton. I'm out walking my dog, and there is a torrent of water rushing down the gutter for as far as the eye can... More >>

  • Food for Thought (And Worms?)

    published April 23, 2015

    That's right! It's me, still holding a sign as I continue my vigil for my grandson at the entrance of your mega-cult in South OC. My grandson,... More >>

  • Orange Crushed

    published April 16, 2015

    Hey, everyone driving into the Orange Crush: You shouldn't be using your cellphones when you're driving anyway, but you definitely shouldn't be... More >>

  • Dress First, Then Drop Off

    published April 9, 2015

    You are the mom who almost every morning parks directly in front of the school while you finish getting your brood ready for their day. We all... More >>

  • Glass Attack

    published April 2, 2015

    You're a thirtysomething punk asshole who hasn't done anything in your life. I just broke up a bar fight that was happening next to my friends.... More >>

  • Magic Hat

    published March 26, 2015

    You were the guy wearing cargo shorts, a fedora, a black T-­shirt with some kind of sarcastic saying on it and obnoxious spike bracelets... More >>

  • Tight Clothes, Loose Helmet

    published March 12, 2015

    You were the pudgy guy in full cycling regalia making your way north on Harvard in Irvine—on the wrong side of the street. I was the guy... More >>

  • Coupon Con

    published March 5, 2015

    We all cringe when you walk in that door, holding your stack of coupons, salivating at the mouth. You're nothing more than a worthless coupon... More >>

  • Hey, You! Crashbait

    published February 26, 2015

    You are the idiot who was driving the Sonata in Irvine the other day. Yes, the right-turn lane on Von Karman between Alton and Barranca is... More >>

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