Email Author ANONYMOUS

2013 Stories by ANONYMOUS

• Graduation Day

  published June 13, 2013

  It was 35 years ago this month that I was walking toward the graduation ceremony when I came upon a commotion on Lemon Street, which separates... More >>

• Biker Down!

  published June 6, 2013

  You were the three bicyclists who left my friend on the curb after crashing into her! It happened on Mother's Day on the sidewalk to the bridge... More >>

• Speed Up for Charity

  published May 30, 2013

  First, I think it's really great that so many of you turned out to participate in the Tour of Long Beach. Pediatric cancer research is, indeed,... More >>

• Pizza Parkers

  published May 23, 2013

  You were the rude woman with the overfed and underexercised son sitting in your VW Jetta in the handicapped space, eating pizza at the... More >>

• Lucky Ducky

  published May 16, 2013

  You were the two young men who stopped on Santiago Road early on Tuesday morning. One was driving in a black BMW, and the other, arriving 15... More >>

• Don't Piss Where You Work

  published May 9, 2013

  Your appearance and body language tell me you're not originally from the U.S. and you probably haven't been here for long. Congratulations on... More >>

• Orange You Happy?

  published May 2, 2013

  When I got out of a yoga class last Friday, I found you had left an "Orange" decal for my little orange car. I was parked near Tustin and... More >>

• Training Day

  published April 25, 2013

  You're the author of "Placentia Peeper"... More >>

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  Jesus Jokes

  published April 18, 2013

  You were the short comic at the recent open mic whose strongest thematic material seemed to be embarrassing my two lady friends, what with your... More >>

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  Bus UnFare

  published April 11, 2013

  You are the person or persons who thought it would be okay to raise the bus fare from $55 per month to $69. How comfy you must be in your... More >>

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  Hit and Runner

  published April 4, 2013

  I was at the light at Jamboree and Back Bay Drive in Newport Beach around 3:45 in the afternoon. You were in the red BMW going westbound on... More >>

• Placentia Peeper

  published March 28, 2013

  Hey, Placentia Fire Department, you´re revealing your voyeuristic tendencies. I was getting into the shower, but I had to madly re-dress... More >>

• Brasshole

  published March 21, 2013

  You're the talkative old fella who sat down next to me at the Tustin Kean Coffee and started a conversation by declaring, "You know the only... More >>

• Bossy Bus Lady

  published March 14, 2013

  This goes out to the female OCTA bus driver who drives the route I take each Sunday. You pulled up to the stop and parked sloppily more than a... More >>

• Don't Look Now

  published February 28, 2013

  I saw you driving in the righthand lane, about to exit the 91 East onto Lakeview Avenue. Except you must have realized it was the wrong exit... More >>

• Cookie Hater

  published February 21, 2013

  You were the man who decided to not simply decline my daughters' offer of Girl Scout cookies. No, you had to tell us why. You used to buy the... More >>

• Road Rager

  published February 14, 2013

  To the female road rager I encountered this morning: I want to apologize for not jumping into oncoming traffic when you thought it was best to... More >>

• Ain't That America?

  published February 7, 2013

  You're the tow-truck guy who barked at one of the schoolkids who playfully whacked the corrugated-plastic towing-policy sign posted at the... More >>

• Give Me Back My Porn

  published January 31, 2013

  I've asked you nicely before, and I'll ask you again: Give me back my porn. Yes, I can go on Tube8, Brazzers or even XTube to get my fix of... More >>

• Jerkface Bouncer

  published January 17, 2013

  You were the jerk working the door at the Queen Mary's New Year's Eve event. You took a personal joy in being as rude as humanly possible.... More >>

• Expensive Fish

  published January 10, 2013

  You're the genius who invented that annoying fish-eating penguins mobile app that my 7-year-old son discovered yesterday. I was at a New Year's... More >>

• Unsubscribe Me

  published January 3, 2013

  Your wife included me in her chain email announcing your family's departure from Orange County. She elaborated about what a tough year it had... More >>