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  • 7 days ago | Hey, You!

    You were the shrimpy guy loudly bragging to his co-workers that not only are you never going to get married, but you also actually have a policy of dumping women as soon as they mention kids. You took out your phone and showed off a photo of one g...

  • 14 days ago | Hey, You!

    You were the Latina mom with tattoos on her hands who brought her child to a pho place after getting her nails done. I first noticed you because you were simply loud. Then your phone kept making tons of noise. Then your little kid spilled hot pho ...

  • 21 days ago | Hey, You!

    You are the Irvine-based mail-order pharmacy my medical insurance practically forces me to use. Thanks to your incompetence, I got to visit with my Aunt Flo just one week after she left. I gave you three weeks to process a regular order. First, yo...

  • 28 days ago | Hey, You!

    You were the borracho in the beat-up, old Dodge minivan; 8:30 in the morning is one hell of an odd time to be passed out drunk behind the wheel on Garden Grove Boulevard. I parked your van in the parking lot next door before the police could see y...

  • 1 month ago | Hey, You!

    No, seriously: Stop trying to seduce me. We had our thing nearly 15 years ago at this point, yet you still try to get at me: Facebook messages asking if you can give me something, lingering looks whenever we run into each other in Costa Mesa, hint...

  • 1 month ago | Hey, You!

    After reading the Hey, You! titled "Mr. Sandman," I realized the nice lady thanking someone for helping her fill sandbags during the recent rainstorms was talking about me. I just wanted to get the whole story correct: I had just broken my collarb...


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