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  • 11 days ago | Hey, You!

    You are the bartender who refilled my beer jug for $14. You didn't clean or rinse it as you were supposed to. After I told you that you needed to do so for sanitation reasons, you poured the beer into a pitcher, rinsed the jug, and then poured the...

  • 19 days ago | Hey, You!

    You were in front of me at the checkout line at the Target in La Habra. I bumped into your arm while reaching for a pack of gum, and I quickly apologized. As I moved up to pay the cashier, you subtly yet intentionally rammed your shopping cart int...

  • 26 days ago | Hey, You!

    You are the bazillionaire cable-TV company who emailed a warning early one morning that I had committed copyright theft. Apparently, a "third party" doing "random" IP monitoring discovered I'd downloaded an entire season of a show I have never see...

  • 1 month ago | Hey, You!

    You are the needy, neurotic, confusing weirdo I had the misfortune of meeting on OkCupid. You told me you didn't want a girlfriend but wasted three months of my time dumping your insignificant problems on me and sharing uninteresting details of yo...

  • 1 month ago | Hey, You!

    Apparently, I was in the way of your need for speed. You rushed around me, slammmed your car into park at the light, ran around to my window and started screaming at me. "Shit, you're really big," you said when I got out of my car. "Yes," I answer...

  • 2 months ago | Hey, You!

    You're the middle-aged jackass on a motorcycle in full leather regalia that was too impatient to drive like a normal person on the narrow streets of UC Irvine, so you decided to pass slower moving cars on the right. When you got to me, you attempt...


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