Email Author AMANDA PARSONS

2010 Stories by AMANDA PARSONS

• Return of the Swallows

  published March 18, 2010

  If San Juan Capistrano is known for anything besides that Mission of theirs, its the Return of the Swallows. Still related to religion, Return of... More >>

• Sexiest Kilt Contest

  published March 11, 2010

  There’s no easier way to determine whether someone’s a natural redhead than seeing if the carpet matches the drapes. While up-skirts are... More >>

• Cyrano de Bergerac

  published March 4, 2010

  You can’t help the way you look, whether it’s like Claudia Schiffer or Rachel Dratch, the only thing you can do is develop a... More >>

• Bon Jovi

  published February 25, 2010

  If there’s one thing that can rile up a room full of middle-aged women, it’s Bon Jovi. The rock group’s Slippery When Wet album is... More >>

• Timeless Melodies: Love Songs

  published February 18, 2010

  For some couples, nothing inspires a hot love sesh better than the baritone sounds of Barry White. For others, gettin’ down is all about the... More >>

• Frogs! A Chorus of Colors

  published February 11, 2010

  When it comes to colors found in nature, electric blue and neon green aren’t exactly what hops to mind—unless you’re talking about... More >>

• Breakfast at Tiffany's

  published February 4, 2010

  There’s no better way to beat the mean reds than by eating a croissant in front of the home of the baby-blue box:... More >>

• Todd Rocks Benefit

  published January 28, 2010

  Last September, Irvine resident Todd Larson went to the emergency room with a swollen leg. Doctors ran blood tests, which eventually lead to... More >>

• Dr Martin Luther King Jr. Concert

  published January 14, 2010

  Truly great men are few and far between. But it is these men, the ones whose messages change humanity and whose words linger within our souls for... More >>