@studiesincrap

  • @studiesincrap
    26 May, 2016

    @DreamsInFilm i was never smart enough to put it like that

  • @studiesincrap
    26 May, 2016

    Best dad joke i ever saw was this dude who snag "What's Up?" at karaoke but made the "ohhh-ohh-ohhh-ohhh" into "chicken butt"

  • @studiesincrap
    26 May, 2016

    The correct answer: "Nobody, because Pete ran off to find help for his improbably named friend or sibling"

  • @studiesincrap
    26 May, 2016

    My mom used to trap me in a loop by saying "Pete and Re-Pete were walking on a bridge, and Pete jumped off. Who was left?"

  • @studiesincrap
    26 May, 2016

    @manifestsanity true/ouch true/ouch

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Alan Scherstuhl

Alan Scherstuhl

Alan Scherstuhl is film editor at The Village Voice. He also covers books, music, and other matters for the Voice, in addition to writing Studies in Crap, his ongoing humor column about bizarre books and ephemera found at junkshops.

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