Every girl dreams of the day when she'll be publicly recognized as the intelligent and capable woman she’s always known herself to be. But it is only the truly special who have the (ahem) assets necessary to compete for the highest honor of them all—being told that you’re the hottest contestant at the 2014 West Coast Hooters Swimsuit Finals Pageant. Witness the spectacle at the Yost Theater as a slew of local, upstanding ladies take a break from delivering chicken wings in their hoochie shorts to parade around in barely-there bikinis for the chance to be honored as the curviest of all the broads “putting themselves through college.” The winner advances to the 18th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant in Las Vegas and possibly even to a calendar spread (fingers crossed). Objectification equals opportunity, ladies! Equality is near!
Sat., June 7, 7:30 p.m., 2014