One of our favorite living comedians, Ron White brings his cigar-smoking, liquor-sipping, smart-ass self to the Terrace Theater—and we can't god damn wait. He's come a long way since the days of Tater Salad (and, thankfully, left the cigs behind), and now instead of tales of raucous, misspent youth, he regales audiences with stories of getting high and drunk on his own private plane. Because he's comedy royalty and isn't going to pretend to be humble about it. If you want the full Ron White experience, head to his after-party following the show, held at the Federal Bar, where he promises to "party like a Kennedy." Get tickets now (like, right now), as this one-night-only performance is in very real danger of selling out.
Fri., May 9, 7:30 p.m., 2014