Bros Must Go

[Hey, You!] Please vacate the premises immediately, gentlemen

Bob Aul

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You are the bros who just took over our office building. You suck. You stand outside the building, chain-smoking through every work break, dumping your spent butts all over the pavement and talking loudly about office bullshit—which, in your case, sounds like direct-marketing fraud—and ogling all my hot female co-workers. You line up each morning like pigs at the trough when the grease truck arrives, and then spend much of the rest of the day turning our bathroom into an open sewer. My only hope is the feds get wise to your scam and shut your operation down so you can pollute some other place with your brotastic selves, hopefully behind bars.

 
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annonchick
annonchick

Well i guess i'm one of those "bros" your referring to, although I am a chick. Funny how u assume or say we can't manage the downstairs bathroom properly. which leads me to ask, Why don't you just use your upstairs bathroom, huh? It is a 14,000 sq ft building right? So i assume you guys have a bathroom upstairs. maybe not. And if not, who says it's not your people being nasty? do you wait to see people walk out of stalls and check inside when they walk out? because thats creepy if you do!  I think what it all boils down to is the fact that you are miserable at your job. I know im one OC WEEKLY fan that will STOP grabbing your FREE magazines!  Sorry you dont get paid like we do. Sorry your paycheck isnt over 1,000$ every week, nevertheless I personally never meant any harm. HATERS! 

anonymous
anonymous

We apologize you feel this way.  The company will address these concerns to remain professional and have consideration towards the other occupants in the building.   

EstebanDiablo
EstebanDiablo

 Top 10 Highlights - Bro Behavior 101:


1. Eat your Subway (tuna) sandwich in the bathroom

2. Burp in the hallway

3. Yell the following: "Yeah, bitch!", "I got my two for the week!", "Fuck, I had that sale."

4. Talk to one another while taking a piss (or a dump)

5. Vape while taking a dump

6. Drive like shit

7. Park like shit

8. Wear terrible cologne mixed with arm pit and body odor

9. Litter cigarette butts in the parking lot

10. Complain and cry about people posting comments online


Waterpup
Waterpup

It's primarily a phone bank anyway, I haven't seen the same face for more than 3 times. Lot of of turnover there.

hamiltonpick
hamiltonpick

The office is like a clown car... how many bros do you have in there anyways. I am equally impressed with the way the restrooms smell like outhouses and they are also used as lunch facilities. Very impressive how yo wrap deals while taking a leak... and also very classy..

Clearly the implied 2 lanes in the parking lot do not apply to the Dudebros as they occupy the dead center of traffic lanes in the parking lot a they rocket towards the exit at quitting time- I have slammed my brakes multiple times to avoid collisions and they never seem to notice, distracted perhaps? on the way to a meth buy?   maybe.

kaytwo
kaytwo

Ladies, we sit down to pee. Well, hopefully anyway. There's absolutely NO reason why there should be piss strung from one end of a stall to another. Not to mention the bloody #bathroomcrimescenes that are left behind.  You do realize there's a "DO NOT FLUSH FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS DOWN THE TOILET" sign, right? It looks like someone's been murdered in there half the time. 


Not to mention men eating lunch in the bathroom, having to wear a gas mask in the hallway or even dealing with the ridiculousness of a conversation 'BUT IF ONLY I MADE THIS ONE DEAL!" 


Go bang your phones in another building.

anonymous
anonymous

Agree 100% - the DudeBros need to vacate. Hopefully the SEC shuts them down before their lease is up.  Actually - they're probably month-to-month for that reason alone. Look up their business - they claim awards they've never won, offer services that don't exist - we've seen pump-and-dump SEO companies like this come and go by droves - sadly they are the ones that give the business a bad name


The bathroom gets wrecked daily. How do you miss when going #2? It's like they aim for the seats. I'm switching to using the bathroom in the next building. The parking lot is full of cigarette butts. They can't figure out how to park correctly in a "head-in" parking lot (there's plenty more chalk, by the way).


http://i.imgur.com/zpC2bTN.jpg


It's ridiculous. How does a group of human beings lack such common courtesy or basic decorum?

Switzerland
Switzerland

Aaaaaand the women's bathroom is trashed...

Waterpup
Waterpup

LOL!! This article is so right on! We too work in the same building, actually new residents ourselves but moved in before they did. They wrecked it. We call them "DudeBros". Thanks for calling them out.


The men's bathroom smells like shit 24 hours a day and the buildings management responds with "we'll add more air deodorizers". Sorry you cannot cover their stench that way.

YESYESYES
YESYESYES

Let me start by saying we share the same building and thank you OC Weekly!!! FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING!!!


What kind of brutes break a bathroom stall? How about why don't you throw your paper towels away, like in the trash! Or my personal favorite, LADIES DON"T FLUSH PERSON FEMININE PRODUCTS!!! THEY DON'T FLUSH! THEY COME BACK!! So, that the next person has to deal with them. #bathroomcrimescene 


Where did you people come from? It was so peaceful before!! 


Again, thank you OC Weekly.

SkinnyJeans
SkinnyJeans

This is priceless, the upset bro comment only makes this better

thebros
thebros

man up state who you are and take credit for what you say. and I'm sorry but there are no hot woman so I'm confused buddy. I'm sorry but charging individuals 2600 a month for about 3 inches of ad space is not a scam? listed prostitutes is not illegal? take a look at yourself and what you do before you open your mouth. Do yourself a favor hop in your Prius and your skinny jeans and cry about your tree hugging bs to your mom, gf, bf or your journal. 

YESYESYES
YESYESYES

@thebros  Just go away. Please. I think there is a village for you somewhere. Fresno maybe? 

literacyforbros
literacyforbros

@thebros Your lack of punctuation and grammar makes this incredibly hard to read. A few examples:

"man up state who you are and take credit for what you say." -thebros

Are you talking to a man who lives up state?

"and I'm sorry but there are no hot woman so I'm confused buddy." -thebros


How many hot women are there, though? And are you a confused buddy? Whose buddy?


"take a look at yourself and what you do before you open your mouth." -thebros


I don't know about you, but I don't open my mouth to type. But I understand it's hard to breathe through your nose around here, now.


"Do yourself a favor hop..." -thebros


What the hell is a favor hop? Is this a cool new dance they do at "untz, untz, untz, untz" clubs?


"...in your Prius and your skinny jeans..." -thebros

Simultaneously? Well, move over Cris Angel, Mind Freak.

"...and cry about your tree hugging bs to your mom, gf, bf or your journal." -thebros

What self respecting tree hugger would have a journal? All those murdered trees...

 
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