There are two things that are probably better than having sex with Margot Robbie—but we can’t think of them. Runner’s up, however, include witnessing a couple of radio dramas featuring premiere 1930’s American detectives, square-jawed forensic genius Dick Tracy and baby-faced amateur sleuth, Ellery Queen. Each tale takes place in a circus setting—because, why wouldn’t it?—and is staged like an old time radio show complete with music and sound effects. And, hey, clowns, coppers, midgets and a guy who can make horse clopping sounds with his mouth? Yeah, pfft to you, Margot “I can’t even make a whooshing wind sound with these lips” Robbie, pfft to you.
Fridays-Sundays. Starts: Jan. 17. Continues through Jan. 26, 2014