Scorched-Earth Policy

[Hey, You!] Say hello to my little friend, napalm . . .

Bob Aul


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You are the clueless moron who allowed your back yard to turn into a white fly breeding zone. Apparently, you find the nasty spiderweb-looking filth dripping off your hibiscus bush to be attractive because even after I alerted you to the fact it was infested with these pests and that they were attacking our trees and roses, you refused to do anything to get rid of them. I've been spending a small fortune on sprays that kill these flies without harming your plant, but it's not easy to do it over the fence. Guess what: We're done with the eco-friendly crap. Next step is napalm!