Take a Hike

[Hey, You!] And leave your loud moped at home!

Bob Aul


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You're the ass-hat who rode his moped up and down the Peters Canyon trail Monday evening. Your noise and dust storm made the evening's hike a real treat for all of us. The good news is that your license plate fell off your motorized annoyance and is now a handy souvenir. Enjoy your trip to the DMV!