Best Of: ApOCalypse Survival Guide

Best Of: ApOCalypse Survival Guide
Photography: Riley Kern | Art Direction: Dustin Ames
Photography Assistant: Genevieve Davis | Production/Lighting Assistant: Cameron Madani | H/MUA: Christine Barnum | Wardrobe Design/Stylist: Onna Suhovy | Models: Megan Renee, Jeff Morgan, Jeremiah Maestre, Genevieve Davis, Christine Barnum, Amelia Nightmare, Kelly Eden | Locations: The Old Ice House, El Centro; Glamis Sand Dunes, Glamis; Bombay Beach, Salton Sea | Special Thanks: Charla Teeters, Imperial County Film Commission; Dallas Meeks, Bureau of Land Management; Marcela Piedra, City of El Centro; Karla Chaparro, City of El Centro; Robert Malek, Imperial County Fire Department; Edwin Mealey; Chuy and Larry, Mealey Construction; Paul DeGeorge; Costume Connection

Dec. 21, 2012, came and went with nary an end of the world, as conspiracists had long claimed the Mayan Long Count calendar promised. The world responded with a collective yawn—just as the Trilateral New World Illuminati Freemasons want us to.

Fact is—and not to get too Ecclesiastes on y’all—the seasons come, and the seasons go, and everything eventually ends (except the cluelessness of the Republican Party when it comes to the Mexican vote). Because of the impermanence of life, your humble infernal rag treasures all that is fine and wonderful about Orange County, and asks ustedes to do the same when we publish our annual love letter to OC known as the Best Of issue. If the apocalypse ever were to come—if the Rapture happened, or al-Qaeda ever gets its hands on a nuke, or a comet smacks into us, or Xenu decides to have fun again—we would need a guide to reconstruct this wonderland of ours. Consider this a starting kit of those stores, restaurants, activists, parks, artists, bands and so much more that should be brought back first, treasures you should visit now while the going is good. And, of course, make sure to download our Best Of app in the iTunes store as well—because you never know when Kang and Kodos just might overtake the White House. . . .

—Gustavo Arellano


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"except the cluelessness of the Republican Party when it comes to the Mexican vote"

But you do call them Mexican/Americans don't you, so why is that if they are not American unless they were sworn in, but that still does not mean that they were born here. What does the Mexican vote have to do with American votes if they're MEXICAN and they are here illegally in the first place (which means that they came across the border (illegally) and are here and the state governemtn wants to give them free drivers licenses when the rest of have to pay $33 bucks each for them but it only costs 10 bucks in Arizona but you want them to drive vehicles here for free???  - Yeah, you're right, I just don't get it.

Not trying to be racist here but everyone is racist about one thing or another.

 
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