Lincoln shmincoln—who wants a morbid intellectual bent on preserving the Union for its entire citizenry when you can get a badass frontiersman who thought slavery was A-Okay and delighted in kicking the Native Americans off of their land? Yes, this Democratic Tennessean we glimpse on our twenty dollar bill would be the modern incarnation of one of the nastiest Republicans you could hope to meet, and thus, gets his own musical satire. Bring the kids and howl, one and all, at this Good Old Boy’s silly ethnic cleansing, noble British ass-kicking, and futile attempt to dismantle the Electoral College. Paula Deen would be so proud.
Fridays-Sundays. Starts: July 5. Continues through Aug. 11, 2013