Chris Kluwe's Game Changer

The Los Al High grad and Minnesota Vikings punter is prying open America's last closet: major-league sports

Chris Kluwe's Game Changer

Walking across the Macalester College campus in Saint Paul, Minnesota, Chris Kluwe passes unnoticed. As usual, the 30-year-old Minnesota Vikings punter is dressed down: a pair of brown flip-flops; black basketball shorts; and a baggy, zip-up sweat shirt. A backward World of Warcraft hat hides his shaggy, brown, surfer haircut, a giveaway to the Southern California boy's roots on this cool autumn afternoon.

Kluwe climbs a staircase to the second floor of a glass building, where an LGBT group called "No H8"—an offshoot of the campaign against California's Proposition 8—is holding a promotional photo shoot. No one is expecting him.

"Are you here to have your picture taken?" a woman asks as Kluwe approaches the check-in.

He nods modestly. "I'm Chris Kluwe, by the way."

"Oh, Chris Warcraft!" she swoons, calling him by his well-followed Twitter handle. "I could fall over!"

Kluwe demures bashfully, somewhere between cool and uncomfortable.

Two young photographers whisk him away to a white backdrop and toss him a plain V-neck. Kluwe peels off his sweat shirt and an anime T-shirt, exposing his muscular torso, the product of a workout he calls "Operation Adrian Abs," after Vikings running back Adrian Peterson. The photographers stamp his cheek with a "No H8" logo, slap a strip of duct tape over his mouth and begin posing him: "Cross your arms." "Now hold them out like this."

As word of Kluwe's identity spreads, the shoot becomes a spectacle. A dozen students gawk, whispering to one another and snapping pictures with their camera phones. By the time Kluwe changes back into his own clothes, a line of more than 30 onlookers has formed behind him.

"More pictures?" he asks, then poses with every one of them, including the two photographers working the event.

"Thank you for what you're doing," one says, as Kluwe heads for the door. "It means so much to so many people."

Though homophobia is far from extinct, the tide of public opinion seems to pull inexorably against bigotry. Last year, Congress repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell, allowing gays and lesbians to openly serve in the military. Following a string of highly publicized suicides, schools across the country finally got the message and began taking an aggressive stance against gay bullying.

Yet in 2012, none of the four major American sports has ever seen an active, openly gay player. This is why major-league sports are often regarded as America's last closet.

"During the times when I played, if I would have come out, I felt like I would have been hurt," says Esera Tuaolo, a former Vikings player who came out publicly in 2002, after retiring a few years earlier. "You talk about bounties in New Orleans. How much do you think it would cost to take the gay guy out? To take the fag out?"

But in Minnesota's near-deadlocked vote to constitutionally define marriage as between a man and a woman, Kluwe has emerged as the unlikely spokesman for Vote No.

"He's going to save it for us, I swear it to you," says Tracy Call, founder of Minnesotans for Equality. "And it's going to be him alone."

Having no background in politics, Kluwe sneaked into the fight through the back door after writing a passionate, colorfully vulgar letter laying out his support of gay marriage, in the process telling a Maryland legislator that gays getting married wouldn't transform him into a "lustful cock monster." The letter blew up on sports blog Deadspin.com with millions of views and hurled Kluwe into the national spotlight as football's most aggressive straight ally to the gay-rights movement.

"I teared up," says Tuaolo. "For me, it was like Martin Luther King's 'I Have a Dream' speech."

In early October, Kluwe's celebrity in the gay community crystallized when he appeared shirtless in a provocative cover story for Out Magazine, which heralded him as the "unlikely face of Marriage Equality." The Maryland Legislature recently awarded him an official citation for his "work in standing up for the equality of all." And The New York Times even flew a reporter out to Minnesota earlier this month to profile Kluwe.

Beyond the gay-marriage debate, Kluwe's defense of same-sex rights is further evidence that the culture in major-league sports is finally changing, says Dan Woog, author of Jocks: True Stories of America's Gay Male Athletes.

"For a long time, I equated sports and the military as sort of the two last bastions where it was okay to be anti-gay," says Woog. "The military is now doing fine with the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and I think sports is headed there."

Not bad for a kid from Los Al.

* * *

On a Tuesday afternoon, Kluwe is in a place no punter wants to be: a wheelchair. As he shovels chips and salsa into his mouth, Tiffiny Carlson, a bubbly, blond quadriplegic across the table, wants to know what he'd do if football were no longer an option.

"Open a table-top miniature store in Southern California," he answers without hesitation.

"Really?" she asks, tickled. "I never thought you'd be into that!"

"I'm a huge nerd," he concedes, paying no regard to the boom mic hovering above or the two cameramen circling like vultures.

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stevenwyork
stevenwyork

I finally had a chance to sit down and read this from a physical copy...(sometimes Weekly articles just read better on paper than the internet)   It still brings a shit eating grin to my face to know such an amazing humorous voice for equality has never forgotten his OC roots. 

 

Open up that damn gaming store in OC already! 

Mitchell_Young
Mitchell_Young

Dude looks like a homeless can collector that hangs around Dana Point harbor.

laurakanter
laurakanter

Way to go OC Weekly, Andy Mannix and Chris Kluwe!  Thanks for representing the OC.  This is coming from the Director of Youth Services at The Gay and Lesbian Community Services Center of Orange County and also, to support my credentials, the OC Weekly's 2012 Best Voice for the Little Gay.  Our youth groups would love to meet Mr. Kluwe and tell him about their amazing safe schools/anti-bully program.  So if you happen to be checking comments Mr. Kluwe, please contact me!  

Laura Kanter

http://www.ocweekly.com/bestof/2012/award/best-voice-for-the-little-gay-1324113/

 

Laura Kanter, MSW

Youth Services Director

The Gay and Lesbian Community Services Center of Orange County

laura.kanter@thecenteroc.org

714-953-5428 x206 

jefe001
jefe001

On Thursday OC Weekly drops in LBC, and I usually pick up my copy on Friday. All three of my haunts have empty racks. DAMN YOU LUSTFUL COCK-MONSTER DEFENDER. DAMN YOU TO *HELL!*

 

(And, thanks for destroying every single negative stereotype I’ve held about football players. ALL of my friends know of you and have “lustful cockmonster” as part of their everyday vernacular. Even my Mom (err, thanks?).

 

You’re a radiant light showing the way, Chris Klewe. And Andy Mannix, a great article well-written!

 

PS: Is it “clue-y” or “clue”? Aside from whether it’s a LUSTFUL cockmonster or lustful COCKMONSTER, this is the most vocal debate we have these days.

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

Another pro dick sucker? Take the shameful behavior back into the closet where it belongs.

kbear09090
kbear09090

 @ageofknowledge You could teach him to be a pro. Wait..what...I can't understand with that in your mouth.

jefe001
jefe001

 @ageofknowledge But really, who wants to be an *amateur* dick sucker? Go big, or go home, right?

GustavoArellano
GustavoArellano moderator editortopcommenter

 @ageofknowledge WHAT?! You're a homophobe? I knew you were stupid, but this now guarantees you will never get any respect from us again.

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

 @GustavoArellano  Lol... you know as well as I do that this entire organization is incomplete without me here to make the necessary corrections via this forum. 

 

And, there's nothing respectable about pushing homosexual behavior at people Gustavo. If getting your respect is predicated on me accepting the homosexual agenda, then I'll respect myself instead.

 

 

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

 @kbear09090  I don't need respect from a dirtbag low-life like you. In fact, if you tried to give me that piece of coal: I wouldn't even accept it. As for your universal claim to speaking for the whole world, we both know that's nothing but a fart in the wind. Don't forget to wipe ahole.

 
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