Go Text Yourself

[Hey, You!] Colliding with stupidity on the 55 freeway

Box Brown


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You were the idiot who caused the crash on the 55 freeway and Chapman Avenue that wrecked my car. Traffic was slow as usual, so you made the very unwise decision to text. I saw you looking down at "something" in your lap (probably your cell phone), saw you still not looking at the road ahead as you hit my car. I had to go to the ER for my neck pain, missed a whole day of work, have been back and forth on the phone with my insurance agent, and won't get my car back for a week. Thanks so much for paying attention, you stupid idiot! It's chicks such as you that give us all a bad name!