Why Do Mexicans Rape So Much?

[¡Ask a Mexican!] And why do they always yell, 'Cu-le-ro' at bands they love?

DEAR READERS: The Mexican is on a cross-country trek and unable to answer any questions right now. In the meantime, enjoy this column, originally printed in June 2007.

 

DEAR MEXICAN: So often when we see Mexican bands perform in the U.S. and Mexico, the crowd at some point starts chanting, "¡Cu-le-ro!" ("Ass-hole!"). Why do they yell, "¡Cu-le-ro!" at a band they seemingly adore and paid a lot of money to see perform? Even fellow Latinos are really confused by this one!

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DEAR POCHO: "People yelling, '¡Cu-le-ro!' doesn't happen at every concert .It's more of the chilango crowd—they're always a little bit more rambunctious," says legendary Latin-music promoter Javier Castellanos in reference to people from Mexico City. "And it's not just for any kind of music—it's usually the heavier, more metal stuff. I see the same rudeness at American concerts for that type of music, too." Castellanos is being too modest. Fact is, culero (always chanted in the singsong manner you described) is the Bronx cheer of Mexican society. We use it to taunt anybody we think is acting haughty—favored targets include politicians, sports teams, Miss America contestants and especially lollygagging bands who don't return fast enough for an encore, even though their adoring crowd probably shelled out muchos pesos to hear a 45-minute set and drink crappy beer. "¡Cu-le-ro!" (and its cousin, the chinga tu madre—or, go fuck your mother—whistle) is a reminder that nothing is safe from criticism in Mexico—except the Virgin of Guadalupe and the right to enter the United States illegally, of course.

 

DEAR MEXICAN: I've been on sex-offender registry websites a couple of times, and it seems there are a lot of names ending with -ez. Is there an elevated rate of sexual deviancy amongst Mexicans? If so, why?

El Güero Guapísimo

DEAR SUPER-HANDSOME, LIGHT-SKINNED GABACHO: Methinks you doth look for brownies too much. But I don't blame you. Turn on the television and radio, and you're likely to hear anti-immigrant pendejos screech about how Mexicans will rape you while stealing your job and playing banda music really loud. You'll probably hear them invoke the work of Dr. Deborah Schurman-Kauflin, whose 2006 paper titled "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly 1 Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants in the United States" came to some startling conclusions, not least of which is that there are 240,000 illegal-immigrant sex offenders in this country and that 93 of these cretins enter this country daily. Know-nothing politicians and even the House Homeland Security Committee's Subcommittee on Investigations have cited Schurman-Kauflin's paper in arguing against amnesty.

The doctor based her findings on a 2005 Government Accountability Office (GAO) survey that showed 2 percent of illegals in federal, local or state prisons had committed a sex crime. She then applied that percentage to the illegal-immigrant population at large—voilà! Instant endemic perversity! This statistical sleight of hand, however, withers by employing the very stats she uses. GAO data for 2003 (the most recent year available) showed about 308,000 criminal aliens (legal as well as illegal immigrants) were in American prisons; they constitute about 3 percent of the nation's 12 million illegal immigrants. If only 2 percent of incarcerated illegals committed a sex crime, then it's intellectually misleading to arrive at the 240,000 figure, ¿qué no?

For the Mexican, a more telling number in determining sexual deviancy among an ethnic group is the percentage of criminals arrested for such crimes. So, let's go to the scoreboard: In 2003, gabachos incarcerated for sex crimes represented about 18 percent of all gabacho inmates in state prisons; perverted Hispanics, conversely, made up just 11 percent (strangely enough, the U.S. Department of Justice doesn't keep the same statistics for federal prisons). By this comparison, gabachos are more likely as a group to sexually assault you than Mexicans are—but I'll bet you won't hear the Right repeat that factoid ad nauseam.

 
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Redindianstar
Redindianstar

It has been my experience that Mexican men are xtremely disrespectful to women.  I am not the prettiest woman in the world but im not the ugliest one either and the little monkeys stare at me like I was the Playboy centerfold.. which I am most definitely not. It makes me xtrmly uncomfortable.  How would you like it if someone was leering at you.  It's really creepy & it's  very very very rude. & don't think it's about "brown skin"  I prefer brown skinned men, they look better.  I just want to know why.

jmlomeli
jmlomeli

Probably because you like to call people "little monkeys". That makes any woman irresistible.

itchy
itchy

the us will be a toilet once you folks take over

Harold117
Harold117

The majority of the people who come across are uneducated and have trouble adapting. Keep in mind the majority of mexican-american women who don't come forward with claims because they too may be illegal etc.

 

Sweeping it under the rug because of "white pendejo's" is pointless. Fact is, a higher number of illegal mexicans/mexican-americans commit sexual assaults given their population. Imagine how many are not known because they are not part of the system, but because the victims don't come forward?

sisto.leal
sisto.leal

 @Harold117 You sir..are a moron...re-read your comment please!?" Keep in mind the majority of mexican-american women who don't come forward with claims because they too may be illegal etc." Jack-ass IF they are "Mexican-American" that means they ARE legal,Mexican-American means born on U.S soil you idiot! Thanks for showing us who the uneducated one is here!!jajajajaja

Guerro
Guerro

 @Harold117 "Victims don't come forward", tell me how a burro is supposed to file a police report?

alvarez.owl
alvarez.owl like.author.displayName 1 Like

I used to work with an epidemioloist who was also a statistician and he showed me how easily numbers can be skewered to support someones argument. I love the article Mexican, good stuff.

 
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