The Complete Bros' Guide to the U.S. Open of Surfing

OC's premier surfing event explained for non-surfing idiots like you and me!

THE BRO-KINI
A fairly simple device to attract and mate with alpha males, it's triangular shapes of fabric connected by rock-climbing rope, which withstand the force of 500 CC implants bouncing up and down during that cray dance party. 

CLICK HERE FOR A GUIDE TO DISTINGUISHING A PRO FROM A BRO.

BEFORE HEADING FOR THE ACTION, PRINT OUR HANDY CHECKLIST!

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