The Complete Bros' Guide to the U.S. Open of Surfing

OC's premier surfing event explained for non-surfing idiots like you and me!

THE BRO-KINI
A fairly simple device to attract and mate with alpha males, it's triangular shapes of fabric connected by rock-climbing rope, which withstand the force of 500 CC implants bouncing up and down during that cray dance party. 

 

CLICK HERE FOR A GUIDE TO DISTINGUISHING A PRO FROM A BRO.

 

BEFORE HEADING FOR THE ACTION, PRINT OUR HANDY CHECKLIST!

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3 comments
mer_la_mer
mer_la_mer

I don't know whats worse, actual douchey bro types, or the douchey anti bro (hipster) types that think they're clever/funny enough to write a satirical article from a bro's perspective.

mer_la_mer
mer_la_mer

sorry, drank some hateraid this morning. But seriously, being a douche to show you are less douchey than other douches is just tiresome.

 
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