THE BRO-KINI
A fairly simple device to attract and mate with alpha males, it's triangular shapes of fabric connected by rock-climbing rope, which withstand the force of 500 CC implants bouncing up and down during that cray dance party.
CLICK HERE FOR A GUIDE TO DISTINGUISHING A PRO FROM A BRO.
I don't know whats worse, actual douchey bro types, or the douchey anti bro (hipster) types that think they're clever/funny enough to write a satirical article from a bro's perspective.
sorry, drank some hateraid this morning. But seriously, being a douche to show you are less douchey than other douches is just tiresome.
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