Can Asian Girls Trust Mexican Men?

[¡Ask a Mexican!] And do YOU have a big penis . . . for a Mexican?

DEAR MEXICAN: I was wondering why Mexicans in Chicago are meaner than Mexicans in California? I love my Mexican brothers and sisters in California (I'm from Cali), but they are the biggest pendejos in Chicago! Does cold weather make Mexicans pissed-off? And why do Mexican women like to ram into white girls with their shopping carts?

Pinche Caliente Gabacha

DEAR FUCKING HOT-ASS GABACHA: Mexicans in Chicago, mean? In my many visits to the Windy Ciudad (which has had the second-largest population of Mexicans of any city in the United States since at least the 1970s), I've found them to be a wonderful, hospitable raza, with their only real vice being they're far too nice to that authenticista pendejo, Rick Bayless. As for the cart-ramming, be glad it's not your car.

 

DEAR MEXICAN: I'm a 25-year-old Asian girl who started seeing a 29-year-old Mexican guy about five months ago. This is my first relationship with a Mexican. I was told by my white girlfriends that Mexican men are possessive, overbearing and cheat on their women. Since I have met him, he has slowly become more possessive of me and demands more and more of my time. He also buys me a lot of expensive things to make me happy when I am mad at him. My white boyfriends rarely did this. I actually met my Mexican boyfriend while he was dating his then-girlfriend of two years. He cheated on her once before and broke up with her to be with me. (His ex is Mexican, too.) However, when he introduces me to his friends, he never introduces me as his girlfriend. What gives? Is he already cheating on me? Should I end the relationship now before it gets too loco?

La China Caliente

DEAR HOT CHINITA: My dating-an-Asian story: cute Vietnamese chick. My parents loved her; her parents hated me because I was Mexican. She left me for another Mexican after I rejected her offer of an open relationship. But that sordid experience doesn't make me write off chinitas for good, so just because your gabacha pals had bad experiences with Mexis doesn't mean you should dismiss all hombres. As I've written in this columna before, the stereotype of Mexican men as Lotharios is true only to a certain point and diminishes with assimilation. Besides, your situation seems fine. Can't remark on him not introducing you as his girlfriend—but you just whined that he's becoming too possessive of you, so maybe he doesn't want to push it. Buying expensive things for you obviously works, as you're still with him. Seems to me you're just spoiled—but I'm not going to attribute it to you being chinita because stereotypes are silly; I'm going to attribute it to your apapachada ass.

 

DEAR MEXICAN: I feel crushed by a comment that was made to me as a form of compliment by a tejana caliente who I was recently dating. I met this hot blonde at an AA meeting to which I had been sentenced to attend after a DWI arrest. Recently, we were chingando duro estilo perrito, when she turned around in passion and told me in her Texas twang, "You shoooore do have a biiiig dick—for a Mexican." Well, at first, I felt like a real Mexican stud, but when I thought about what she said, I lost my erection and have not been able to get it back. I felt insulted and confused by her racist comment. I now have to resort to Viagra whenever I have sex with my gabacha. Should I let this bother me, and how can I confront her politely about her racist remark?

La China Caliente

DEAR SOFTENED BURRITO: Want to teach her a lesson? Get her pregnant.

 
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SeanSean
SeanSean

First of all I hate that ugly ass picture of that fat ass cartoon. 

Now on penis size, I think all races have big, medium, average, small and WTF tiny penises.

To the one who mentioned short guys having small penis. Honey you need to explore more as I've had many short Mexicans with big ol sausages, but have come across small ones. 

Asian I do have to say many are small or average, but I have found some with big ones. Whites I had a tall white guy yesterday expecting him to be packing, but sadly he was lacking and it was thin and pierced. YUCK Now Black guys yes many are very well hung but I have found some that are small or average. Persians haven't been with many but one older guy was very very well hung, and then another was nothing exciting. 

Honestly I feel like it's hard to tell nowadays unless you see a huge bulge in their pants but even that could be misleading as I saw one guy with a huge bulge but it was all balls and average penis. 

I know I sound like a whore, and let's just say I'm very "charismatic.," and "friendly" lol.

I think there's no key rule anymore on what a guy is packing as big hands, feet, height, weight, color, ethnicity really don't say crap about a man's endowment. Example I met a fine ass 1/2 black 1/2 white 6'5 fine assssssss hell guy and I thought I saw all kind of bulge in his pants, but nope it little and he had no personality. 

Then I picked up a really shy Mexican guy who was a good 5'11 & since he was so timid I thought ok this guy must be tiny as hell and shockingly I am not lying it had to be a good 9 inches. Used to be in the Mexican military or something. 

Then I met a cute Filipino guy off Facebook, he was way too nice and all in love with me and overbearing and when we started messing around I put my hands down there and thought in my head ok this is going to be little but what ever and to my surprise he had a good fat 8 incher. 

A black CHP I met through a friend and I ended up going back to their hotel with my friend and him and I layed in the bed with the black guy who was not cute at all, and he then started whispering nasty stuff in my ear and with my horny self I got excited as he said "you want this big black d,,, and bla bla." He kept on saying how big it was so I got curious and started jerking him off and OH HELL NO HE WAS SUPER SMALL! What a lie and pissed me off, but then I have had black Mandingos that I can't even handle... well I can but it's taken me work.

White guys they come in all sizes, and I've seen then in all sizes. 

And no I'm not a size queen as I enjoy penis of all sizes especially if the guy is sexy and manly.

And to all the insecure guys, from a true whore you dk is fine unless it smells, has some weird nasty stuff, SMELLS yes again, too much hair TRIM it not shave it all off. On uncircumcision personally I only like it on brown, skinned Latin/Italian/Persian men or men with dark features. 

I do not like it on white or black men. But if you are uncircumcised make sure your skin pulls all the way back because if it doesn't I personally think it's gross & SOME people have a hard time washing in there. So just get that sht cut, it's cheap. But if it pulls all the way back you are fine. 

What else???? Do not pierce your stuff, I feel like it's easy to spread stuff, luckily I've never caught stuff as I am always SAFE ALWAYS SAFE & some I only jerk off. LOL

Anyhow I am sleepy I have class tomorrow and I think this is too long. Let me know if you guys want to know more. 




MakePeaceNOTWar
MakePeaceNOTWar

I've been in a strong relationship with this Mexican guy for almost 2 years. I lost it to him,gave him everything,listened,cared,shared many common things,watch/played anything he wanted,comforted him,provided for him,and even lost trust from my family because of him. I've been asking him if he's been cheating on me with a white girl and he's been saying "no,I hate white girls." He'd talk about how snobby they are and slutty. And I'd just carelessly listen,till one day on my birthday I found him with my eyes making out and holding hands with the white girl. I talked to her and she knew him and I were dating,she's been dating him for 3-4 months while he and I were in a relationship. Now I can't help but to be so disgusted in myself and hate myself for being so committed to this jerk. He states that I'm the one for him but he has unresolved feelings for her..I feel like white girls always win.. Every guy I date all cheat with a white girl. My question is what's so wrong with Asian girls? Besides their strict family?

Harry
Harry

The woman sounds like she sport fugs Mexicans. Think you might be a boy toy.

Tonyhightower1
Tonyhightower1

That's bullshit statistics that's not reliable. Like they really went around and asked men from different races if they can measure their dick size....Bottom line, comes down to human biology, the shorter you are in height..the smaller your penis size would be. Most Mexicans and asians fit this category very well... height is like 5' 4"- 5' 7". You rarely see a Mexican or asian over 6 feet tall. The tallest asian i heard of Yao Ming is 7' 5" and i don't think a dude that size has a small dick but most asians are small in height.

Tisha
Tisha

Lol yea mexican defiantly do not have a small penis im African American women in Cali and I'm going to marry a Mexican he is the best nice penis great lover and most of all hard worker

Amigo
Amigo

Mexican men do not cheat. Having sex with other females is normal behavior and acceptable.

Patriarchy in the pants
Patriarchy in the pants

Asian girls CAN trust mexican men all day long. They can trust them to have a slightly bigger penis than their effeminate asian brothers. But the difference between 4 and 3.5 inches isn't erally getting worked up over. Why do you think Asian girls fall all over white devils? To land the bigger imperialist white cock! Entiendes morenito?

urbanleftbehind
urbanleftbehind

To Meaner:

We aint as "oppressed" up here and take our somewhat honorary whiteness too seriously. Also we have the leverage of pulling up our stakes for greener pastures, particularly if we currently live on the South Side, and really turning Chicago into the next Detroit.

Anony
Anony

Average Penis Size

http://www.targetmap.com/viewe...

Mexico = 6.2 inchesU.S. = 5.1 inches

Based on the U.S average I am going to go and say that the average White Guy penis is a lot smaller than 5.1 inches. Black Guys make up 15% of the U.S Male population. So they are bumping the average U.S. penis size.

joserafaelramirez33
joserafaelramirez33

Theres nothing wrong with Asian girls, is just that you have date bounch of Mexican Jerks, assholes, putos, ect, b/c he would do the same shit to her,, u just need to find the right Mexicano, ... :),

SeanSean
SeanSean

@Tonyhightower1 Boo height has nothing to do with dk size. I've met MANY MANY tall guys who were SMALL and they have been white, black, Mexican, Persian. 

And I've met Many short Mexicans, who were hung. It's a little weird to see such a huge thing on a little body but you would be surprised. But of course not all, and shockingly I've seen two hung short Asian's at my gym kind of gross though as they guy was older and just a nasty perv. 


Yesterday I was with a white guys 6 2 or 3 and dude was little and thin, he was cute so it was what ever. But height, weight, feet, hands have nothing to do with dk size. 

moctezuma
moctezuma

well i'm mexican, 6'2 ft tall and my penis is 8 inches in lenght... and white chicks love to ride my dick... entiendes guerito?

Anony
Anony

Average Penis Size

http://www.targetmap.com/viewe...

Mexico = 6.2 inchesU.S. = 5.1 inches

Why do white girls leave white guys in droves? Is there a white girl out there that hasn't been stretched out by a black guy? Why do white girl complain so much about their sex lives? Because most have been with black guys, and once they had a big one that is the only thing that will satisfy them.

RAPman
RAPman

@Anony I clicked on the link you provided and although few African countries have data entered I found that Ecuador has the biggest average penis size of any country. Average penis size in Ecuador is 17.77 cm (7.0 inches). According to Wikipedia, in decreasing order the ethnicity of Ecuador is: Mestizo (the descendants of Spanish colonists and indigenous peoples) -- 71.9%; Sephardic Jewish -- 7.4%; indigenous peoples -- 7%; pure whites -- 6.1%. For such a small country they sure produce some big cocks.

SeanSean
SeanSean

@RAPman hmmmm I think it's inaccurate for Brazil,  & the Dominican Republic as those guys are usually hung. The Asian countries reveal some very small things, I wonder why they are so small? Their diet maybe? Or maybe those horrible circumcisions some of them have, not all but some and not all are small have met a few big ones. 

 
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