Why Do Mexicans Have So Many Names?

[¡Ask a Mexican!] And your last reminder to buy 'Taco USA' before Gustavo gets deported!

LAST REMINDER TO BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order with your favorite local bookstore, your finer online retailers, your craftier piratas, but place it. My libro editor has promised to deport me from the publishing industry if we don't sell enough copies! And after this week, I promise to stop running this shameless self-promotion so I can sneak in more questions—so BUY BUY BUY! Gosh, I sound like a pinche public-radio station during a fund drive. . . .

I usually don't allow anyone to hijack this columna, but an exception must be made for state Assemblyman Gil Cedillo. He has been fighting the good fight for decades, recently trying to get drivers' licenses for illegal immigrants and ceaselessly supports DREAMers. Cedillo was so moved by the undocumented college student who wrote in a couple of weeks ago fretting about his future and inability to pay for community college that the chingón assemblyman wrote in with this public-service announcement:

Unfortunately, Congress has stalled on passing the Federal Dream Act. However, here in California just last year, Governor Jerry Brown signed Assembly Bills 130 and 131, which allow all students to receive financial aid regardless of immigration status. AB 130 went into effect on Jan. 1 and allows students to receive private scholarships. Currently, there are many organizations, donors and colleges raising money for undocumented students. Just a few weeks ago, UC Berkeley announced it awarded approximately $1 million in scholarships, funded by a combination of private gifts and endowments, to 140 students. In Silicon Valley, a group of technology leaders has donated money for scholarships and resources to undocumented students through an organization called Educators for Fair Consideration. Furthermore, next year, once AB 131 is implemented, students will have the opportunity to receive Cal Grants, Board of Governors Fee Waivers (for community-college students) and other state-funded scholarships. Although I agree with Gustavo that we must keep the faith while the Congress acts on the Federal Dream Act, here in California, we at least have something to be proud of and look forward to.

Gracias, Assemblyman Cedillo. If only more assembly members and state senators across the country agreed with you on this issue. . . . Now, back to our regular programming.

 

DEAR MEXICAN: Why do Mexicans change their names, seemingly at whim? For example, Antonio Garcia Rodriguez is Antonio Garcia on Monday and Antonio Rodriguez on Wednesday. And by Saturday, he might call himself Pedro Garcia! Is this a plot to confuse whitey? It's working if it is!

No More Nombres

DEAR GABACHO: From the moment a Mexican is born until the day he's seis pies abajo, a Mexican's sole goal in life is to confound gabachos—commanded so by diosito en el cielo in Leviticus, it is. But the long-winded names Mexicans use isn't part of that conspiracy. You can actually find a version of your question in my ¡Ask a Mexican! book (BUY BUY BUY in the next week, and you get a free ¡Ask a Mexican! tote bag . . . or not), but let me reiterate: Traditionally, a Mexican's full name constituted four parts—a first name, a middle nombre, a surname and the mother's apellido (more than a few Mexis drop the middle name and use those initials to create cool belt buckles). This insistence on honoring the maternal and paternal sides of the familia, however, wrecks desmadre on American legal forms, which frequently mistake the maternal name for the last name, a middle name for a surname or a surname for a middle name. And now you know why far too many Mexis get pulled aside by the TSA—oh, and that whole Tío Lencho-looks-like-Saddam Hussein thing. . . .

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DollParts
DollParts

I had a Tio Lencho, and the mere mention of his name cracked me up! He used to pick fake fights with anyone as a way of greeting. He'd put up his dukes, and say. "Wanna Fight, Peckerwood?' Everybody then (at least all the boys his dozens of nieces dated) was either a Honky or a Peckerwood. Tio fucking Lencho, RIP...

François Luong
François Luong

The name thing is not even just Mexican. Have you seen Pablo Picasso's full name? It's Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Correct, in addition, they are the back-bone of the state's major industry and there's talk of farmers having to plow under crops because there's not enough folks that can/will harvest them. How does the case of farmers losing crops help any of us?

MVZ
MVZ

Prawda it is easy it's cheaper in the long run to pay for an education now then later afte rall the success ratio of someone with an education then without is a lot better which also means they are mor elikely to contribute to society in the long run if it wasn't for them greedy business that want something for nothing we wouldn't be talking about this at all

MVZ
MVZ

Gustavo Arellano, suena como el nombre gabacho de tu verdadero nombre y te consideras Mexicano? te falta el segundo nombre y el apellido de tu progenitora.Gustavo Arellano that just sounds like a gabacho name and you called yourself a Mexican? are you missing your middle name and your mother's last name? just saying ...

Prawda
Prawda

Understood, I support elimination of the tax code for a basic sales tax, everyone pays regardless of your income. Does the tuition for immigrant program entitle more benefits for immigrants than citizens? immigrants meaning Asian, Hispanic, Croatian, Canadian, Dutch, Ecuadorian, San Salvadorean, Kentuckians.

Lechon
Lechon

All taxpayers pay taxes, regardless of their immigration status, either directly e.g., sales tax or indirectly

I heard that that some schools would rather have foreign students for higher tuition e.g., Santa Monica CC , than taking local kids.

Prawda
Prawda

Sir, Please explain to me how anyone would want to support A program that gives taxpayer money to non citizens when citizens children are paying for their education. College tuitions for citizens have increased and it is difficult for all to stay in school. To put others ahead of citizens just isn't fair. the state and country is near bankruptcy . If you call me a name I won't buy your book. But really, explain the logic behind this.Thanks

 
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