It’s once again time for that great day of unity when blanquitos and Mexicans pretend that Cinco de Mayo actually means more to them than getting shitfaced alongside each other. In fact, the only people other than food service workers, bartenders and taxi drivers who loathe this binge drinking day of military celebration are the French—and really, how scary are the French? Therefore, you are required to purge your guts out after a night of tequila shots and there’s no better place to do so than at this 4th annual fiesta featuring rockin’ tunes by the esteemed Manic Hispanic, Devil’s Brigade, Left Alone and Love Canal. Please scream your “¡Hagamos una fiesta!”s responsibly.
Sat., May 5, 8 p.m., 2012