Mop Jock

[Hey, You!] Gym etiquette for meatheads

Box Brown


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You're the muscled meathead who went on a vicious verbal rampage at the hapless employee at our Costa Mesa gym because he accidentally swiped your foot with his mop while cleaning the men's locker room as you were shaving. Even though the guy was a full foot shorter than you, it looked as though he could still kick your ass every way to Sunday. He politely apologized, but you still went off on him. I'd lay off the steroids a bit, pal, and hope management doesn't ban you from returning. Your negative energy soured my entire workout. Thanks.