"You were the woman with face tattoos peeing in the parking lot outside my apartment. I asked if you were okay and you screamed something in response. Not that I could understand what you said, you and your friends were incredibly drunk. Then you threw some fast food wrappers at me. I really think we made a connection. Would love to see you again." Welcome to Missed Connections on Craigslist, where people actually post shit like this in an attempt to reconnect with that chance encounter and possibly find their soul mate. In the third installment of their late night theater series, Hunger Artists Co. presents a dramatic reading of some of the craziest postings the online dating world has yet to see. At the very least, it'll make you less embarrassed about your own eHarmony profile. For mature audiences only (obviously).
Fri., March 16, 11 p.m., 2012