You're the guy who stole my Charger in front of Norms in Anaheim back in October. Thanks for taking off with it as I was walking out of the restaurant and making me try to chase you down to no avail—after all, it's a fast car. Well, I just wanted you to know I finally got my car back after you dumped it in Compton. Now, thanks to my friendly insurance company, it's in better shape than when you stole it. I also appreciate you stealing the Buddhist prayer beads I had in there because I now know you are karmically fucked, which is going to be a lot of fun for you. And by the way, LoJack has been put back on her, so please, do come again any time.
The dude saved your life man...what were you doing eating at Nams? That place is for old people, you know, the blue hairs.
That is so true. My parents love Norm and I pretend to like it with their bland, stale fare. But, you do get service with a smile.
The shitty part was chasing after it...My dumbass thought I could catch my Charger...ha! Boy was I wrong....but shes beautiful and lo-jacked now!
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