So you don't have your own lady friend to strip down this V-Day—save yourself some depression and head over to the Pike Bar for the Valentine Burlesque Revue. There, you can delight in a bevvy of beauties performing sassy dances and taking it down to the tassels, and you don't have to buy a single one dinner. You'll probably still have to go home alone—but hey, it sure beats Family Guy and Taco Bell. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
Tue., Feb. 14, 9 p.m., 2012