I don't buy it. Nobody can just make themselves produce a whomping, glistening dump on a moment's notice like that.
I've been driving for two decades now, and I've seen a lot of post-accident road rage, but you, Mr. Silver Lexus Hybrid Driver, gave me a new experience. I'd never seen someone get pissed off, jump onto the hood of a car, and take a dump before. It just sat there, glistening in the morning light while we all crawled past, gaping. I thought about calling 9-1-1, but how does that conversation even start? It doesn't matter how much shit you squeeze out of your furry buttocks, you're still full of it, jackass.
I don't buy it. Nobody can just make themselves produce a whomping, glistening dump on a moment's notice like that.
He either just heard Obama's plan to turn the economy around OR Jerry browns logic behind raising taxes on people who are not working to give it to lazy fuckers unwilling to do a fucking thing. (liberals)
The same person that asked you. If I'm ever interested in your comments, you'll be the first to know (hint: don't hold your breath, um ..., actually, please do).
Wow. He might as well went the whole ten yards and started throwing fecal matter like a monkey!
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