Today my ass muffin neighbor plugged his electric hedge trimmer into the outlet on my house. He was too lazy to walk an extra 50 feet to use his outlet and he probably wanted to save some pennies. He does this all the time. He also clears his throat and spits huge loogies into my garden. He is a huge bully who is not worth fighting with because he will never let up. He would be the type of person to walk on to someone elses lawn for a family photo. And then he'd probably take a piss. Maybe if we are all lucky he'd get a nice electrical shock. I needed to vent. Sorry.