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[Hey, You!] A man ready to sue over thrown-away pizza slices? HILARIOUS!

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You're the asshole who had the audacity to leave an enormous mess in the private room at the restaurant I work at, just before another party had to use it. You then came back into the restaurant (after leaving with the rest of your party) and demanded a refund because we threw away a few slices of cold pizza you left in the room. Needless to say, you didn't get it, so you decided to rant about everything you felt was wrong with our establishment and terrorize my manager—that is, until the other customers got your drunken ass to stumble out of the place. What's that? You're suing us? Nice try, douchebag!

 
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Mayme Anders
Mayme Anders

until the other customers got your drunken ass to stumble out of the place. What's that? You're suing us? Nice try, douchebag!

Frank Footer
Frank Footer

And we feel blessed that you moved away Madeline. Your name isn't even spelled correctly. How hot does it get in Barstow in the summer?

Madeleine
Madeleine

Only in Orange County California. So glad I don't live there anymore.

L.Sanchez-Manger
L.Sanchez-Manger

Typical behavior from the peasants once they receive their monthly stipend from the government coffers. As Charles and I had our driver pass by an establishment you speak of, we noticed morbid examples of peasantry galavanting in the lot with small examples of their behavior tagging along like quail. We wanted to show our elite offspring the possibilities should one not want to attend Harvard or Yale. The sheer sight of the boohoolery sent them into a mental state that required a few therapy sessions with Dr. Lance.

 
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