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[Hey, You!] Mickey D's, Sprite and Fubu: A Love Story

Marla Campbell

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To the not-as-thirsty-as-you-looked dude I met at a McDonald's drive-thru in Anaheim: Could you not tell my day was already shitty by the fact I was subjecting my body to freakishly fried fast food? You ran up to my window and asked me to buy you a large Sprite. It was a reasonable request, so I agreed. I might have even offered to buy you some grub had I not been so distracted by your blinged-out Fubu shirt. When I met you at the end of the drive-thru and handed you the soda, you got a mischievous look in your eye. Then, you took the lid off the cup, poured the soda on the sidewalk and laughed. I might have been pissed if I weren't so downright perplexed. Next time you pull that strange little stunt, at least order a small soda, will ya?

 
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L.Sanchez-Manger
L.Sanchez-Manger

Oh my, sounds like a story from a fairy tale book. Bill, the bible says that if a stone is thrown into a pack of wolves the one who gets hit will bark. Apparently remarks made touched that empty place in your heart, empty from living a life feeling less than and rightfully so. Your story reminded me of one written by one of the children for a local magazine, almost word for word. Maybe you read it while waiting for the free Thanksgiving meal at the pond this year. We sponsored much of that, a small pittance yet gave us a sense of warmth for a few minutes anyway. Be well and stay away from the riverbed as it overflows when the rains come and many are washed away,along with their tents. If you line up for the holiday meal at the shelter wave to the Bently, Ill have Charles toot the horn.

Lindaforpresident
Lindaforpresident

FYI Driving the Beemer to the club, ohh come now peasant, one has a driver to handle that task unlike yourself maneuvering the roadways in a smoke belching rust bucket with toothless children pawing and screaming at the windows. I visualize you driving into one of these health experiments ordering something for the little heathens to stop their drooling. Stop by the club as we distribute sandwiches for the lower class around the holidays to appease the community, maybe you could be the poster boy for our event, try and wear something without stains on it for Abraham's' sake.

Prime
Prime

Fuckin nerds...is this to be like coning or planking or some shit prank just to get a vid on youtube...probably some dumb ass kids...wow what the future of america looks like.

loretta and linda
loretta and linda

You didn't say his ethnicity so i am assuming it was a Hispanic. Pepper spray usually gets them away from the car, use it all the time at the home center store. One more way for the hispanics trying to keep the white man down.

Bill T.
Bill T.

True, my car is three years old vs two years, however, I am debt free (Zilch. Zero.) and my vehicles are maintained and don't "belch smoke". I have a mountain view out of my front window of my just remodled home on my ten acre estate (yup, I own it, not a bank). The main difference between me and you whiny spoilt bitches is I know how good I have it, largely due to having worked for it, and don't project feelings of inadeqaucy and paranoia on others.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Oh, you're soo ooppressed having to drive you two-year-old beemer to the country club, how do you stand it?

elgordon
elgordon

Idiots like you keep the white man down. Want to help your race inprove? Pull out your uterus.

LoveWillOvercomeAll
LoveWillOvercomeAll

Loretta,Sounds like something a spoiled privileged European American kid would do. Maybe after pouring out the soda, he was on his way to shoot up an amish school, college, gym, supermarket, hair salon, ect. You know....cause that's what European Americans do...

*looking at you blankly*Oh what? We're not playing who can make the most stupidly outrageous bigot remark? Ooops.

Anyways, to the person who bought the soda, don't let some foolish kids antics deter you from being a kind and decent person. :)

 
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