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But his flock thought his commie revelation sucked, so he put the blueprints in storage.
Prominent modern Mormons—such as Glenn Beck and Romney—have since had revelations of their own. They assert that what Smith was really trying to say is that Mormons should give all their money to very large corporations, whose excess divinity would eventually trickle down to everyone else.
Most Mormons today prefer the revised prophesy.
So should we hate these guys or not?
Your call. Mormons may be lesser perverts than Catholics and not nearly as mean as the Baptists. But if Romney declares martial law and forces you to get naked with a squadron of babushka ladies, don't come whining to us.
As the Reverend Jeffress might counsel, the wise man always hates first and asks questions later—if only to stay on the right side of Jesus.
Funny squared! Well done. (It's the grains of truth that will make this most offensive to "certain readers".
you should check out the youtube video of Huntsman's 3 daughtersall sorta cute/hot in that late teen 20 something way and funnythe white house might become a lively place with them around
Why is the writer an idiot? Any errors or inaccuracies? Point it out. Otherwise you're just a tight-asses Mormon who's pissed that we don't speak with reverent tones about Joe Smith, Briggy, or polygamy.