Gramps the Asshole

[Hey, You!] Beware of 50-ish man who yells at adolescents

Marla Campbell


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You were the 50-ish asshole who was pushing around a couple of kids at College Avenue in Costa Mesa the other night because they supposedly "disrespected" you. The poor adolescents, scared shitless, evidently backed off when you went ballistic on them, shoving and yelling. Your reaction was more of an old bullying fart who apparently never grew up and acted more like a punk than the two "punks" you were picking on. Get some Valium, Grandpa, or some anger-management help! Next time, I'm calling the police on your sorry ass since I know where you live and the white sedan you drive.