Hey, guy who stood next to me at Barnes and Noble and farted loud and long and then followed me to the next section and did it again. Was I being taped for a dopey YouTube skit, or did you really mistake me for a Port-a potty? When I saw you follow me into a 3rd section I nearly pulled my hammy double timing it away from you. I wanted both to slug you and recommend a gastro specialist. Seriously, that's some rank behavior. The next guy might be a Raider fan, so back off on the roach coach food.