By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
Son of Erin
DEAR MICK: Ah, another opportunity to trot out my all-time favorite joke. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they don't work in the future, either. Silly chiste, but that's the point. As brilliantly put forth by Christie Davies in his examination of ethnic humor, The Mirth of Nations, mere jokes by one ethnic group against another signifies latent hostility toward the joked-upon, but nothing serious. Ethnic insults, on the other hand, suggest a deeper-rooted hatred between the groups. In other words, Mexicans don't really care about Puerto Ricans because we always kick their asses in boxing and aren't as colonized as boricuas, so any tweaking of them is relegated to jokes—and even then, I can't think of a single Puerto Rican joke with roots in Mexico. But Puerto Ricans throwing around slurs such as "lazy Mexicans" show they're as American as they come because while Mexican jokes exist in the American humor realm, bona fide slurs—wetback, chili belly, taco bender, wab and many, many more—are as numerous as beans in a burrito. "The number and nature of nicknames, and particularly derogatory nicknames for particular ethnic groups in America," wrote Davies, "is a reflection of the strengths of the ethnic conflicts in which they have been involved and the kinds of ill-feeling that such conflicts generate." Diós bless America!
DEAR MEXICAN: My fiancé and I were debating the other night where the idea of matanzas came from. How did they start? I'm of the belief that they were to provide food for an entire village during long, hard winters and have become a reason to party outside in the middle of winter. He says they are probably a local thing (we're from New Mexico), and other self-respecting Mexicans would never have fiestas like this. Can you clarify?
DEAR VERY CONFUSED CHICA: "Self-respect" and "Mexicans" in regards to fiestas go together like "logic" and "Republicans" on America's immigration issues. Your husband is largely right: matanzas, for the rest of us non-New Mexis, usually involve the slaughtering of a pig just before winter to provide the pueblo with hundreds of pounds of lard, meat, blood and all the other bounty our tasty porcine friends provide us. Some scholars also posit matanzas were Hispanic rituals dating back centuries, with the pig the center of the feast: Since the Moorish rulers of the Hispanos' ancestors and the Jews they always despised couldn't eat pig, the feast was a great way for Spaniards and their descendants to smoke out any marranos or moriscos of the pueblo's ranks and into the bonfire. Maybe, but the Mexican always felt matanzas ("killings" en inglés) were always more like the Pacific Northwest tradition of potlatches, at which men would compete with one another to see who could throw the biggest feast and treat others the best. And that, my dear amiga, ain't tied to any other tradition than the eternal quien-es-más-macho ritual of hombres.