Grandma's Wild Ride

[Hey, You!] Parking-lot peril from a long-lived lead foot Anonymous

Matt Bors


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To the 80ish (or high-mileage 70ish) woman driving the big Lincoln in the Stater Bros. parking lot at Brea and Bastanchury in Fullerton: Why the hell were you barreling through the lot while people were waiting to walk to their cars? At least your hearing is good enough that you heard me yell, "SLOW DOWN!" (I saw your brake lights come on briefly.) They'll hold lunch at Morningside for you!