So you used to watch The Simpsons, and after seeing Groundskeeper Willie razz Principal Skinners effeminate ways, you fancy yourself an expert on Scottish culturethe plaid skirts, simmered animal entrails and unnatural affinity for sheep. Well, we dont want to derail your astute ethnography, but theres more. At ScotsFest at the OC Fairgrounds, you can witness athletic events such as the Caber Toss, in which burly competitors attempt to flip a telephone-pole-sized log end for end. Also not to be missed are the bands piping the stirring, patriotic song Scotland the Brave. Just try to suppress the goose bumps.
Sat., May 28, 9 a.m.; Sun., May 29, 9 a.m., 2011