Bumper Crap

[Hey, You!] Thanks for taking off my bumper and running, douchebag

Matt Bors


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I had my car parked at the Lab this bright Wednesday morning, and for some reason, you chose to park your white car next to mine. Given the fact that you nearly removed my bumper entirely while backing out of the spot, you really shouldn't choose to park in a compact space next to another car, while dozens of other spots are available. Not only that, but you also bailed without leaving information to account for your stupidity! Guess what, douchebag! They have security cameras.