Public Service Without a Smile

[Hey You!] Lighten up, Mr. Mayor!

You are the very short owner of a local restaurant. I hear you are the mayor again, too. Even if you didn't depend on the public for an income, it is just nice to be friendly and smile at customers.

Matt Bors


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C'mon, man, life can't be that bad!