To the guy in the Tustin LA Fitness locker room this past week: I appreciate your wanting to smell good, but please lose the spray deodorant. I got caught in that toxic cloud created when you sprayed and sprayed and sprayed! I’m amazed you appeared clueless as to just how inconsiderate you were to those around you. It took about four hours for my lungs to stop burning—just what I wanted after a good workout. Please do us and the environment a favor and switch to a roll-on or solid!
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