Old men drool! Yeah, the worst behaved folks in the line-up are the old guys, especially at places like the Point, Church, and Middles. As soon as I see the sun hat donning walruses making their way out into the line-up, I know my frustration level is about rise a few notches. Hogging waves, snaking from the far shoulder, and raising a stink if they even think you might drop in on them. I've been surfing for almost 35 years, yet these old jerks even annoy me. Where are the kids from Captain Barbosa's Raid? We need you to flush the old f*ckers out of San O for a day!