Yeah, you, the forty-something punk who attacked a sixty-something man in front of Don Jose’s. You didn’t expect the grayhair to fight back by pepper-spraying your ass. I got you good because even I got some residual burns just from the fumes.
When a good citizen and witness stopped to help, your chicken-shit ass fled in your handicapped-plated gold van. We all cheered when you damaged your vehicle’s undercarriage by screeching over a speed bump on your way out of the parking lot.
Next time you’re going to bully the elderly, think about what you had to pay for your previous behavior. We might be older, but some of us still have the moves.
Karma, baby, karma!
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