I apologize to the guy on the black motorcycle whom I almost ran into at the LA/OC border. Honest to God, I didn’t see you, and I’m incredibly thankful for your reflexes. I will be more careful in the future.
As karma would have it, I got home to find out my dog had had epic stomach problems in four different places in my house.
Hope you stay safe.
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