By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
You moved in so I could save some money on rent. It hasn’t even been a month yet, and the shower head is broken—along with the microwave, screen door, toaster and the lock on your bedroom door.
Oh, and after you broke the washer? Little secret: It doesn’t take two weeks to order a new belt.
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