Many thanks to the guy in the red, Dodge Magnum fleet car who rammed into me at the Jet Blue drop point at Long Beach Airport at 12:15 p.m. on March 18. Typically, a person is supposed to stop and exchange information, but you made no attempt to exit your car and interact. Due to the chaotic nature of the airport and the situation, I waited for you on the airport turnaround to engage a conversation. Since you didn’t slow down, I yelled at you from the side of the road. I hope that you and your loved ones never get into a traffic accident with someone like you who readily and unlawfully flees the scene.
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