You’re the obnoxious parent who threatened a coach at the youth baseball game, then broke the phone of the parent who called the police. When the officers arrived, you were so tough and badass that you left your son to answer for your actions. He was walked across the field in front of his team, our team and all the spectators by the police to call you to come back for him after the game. Nice job, jerk. You are real father-of-the-year material!
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